She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Aug 02, 2006 8:38:25 am PDT #9966 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, insent.


Hayden - Aug 02, 2006 8:38:36 am PDT #9967 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Aw, c'mon. What's the story of the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil if not the original punk'ng?


erikaj - Aug 02, 2006 8:40:08 am PDT #9968 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

"Psych!"


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 8:41:57 am PDT #9969 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Lee.

I just spent way too long talking and thinking about the Baha'i. They just seem so sensible and nice!

Someone said in Bitches that they find birthday discussions offensive. Which I'm probably restating all wrong, but if we're going to wank on religion I think we should cover more bases.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 02, 2006 8:42:21 am PDT #9970 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I always thought, was a way for people to learn that no just God needs the sacrifice of your children as proof of faith. Still makes God look like a total bastard. Though, wasn't that the first time in human history that someone got Punk'd?

I have heard the theory, although that wasn't how I read it as a child. As an adult, I think I have more of a problem with the punking, but I (like Nutty said above) HATE any and all practical jokes. I think they are mean, and not really very funny.


Allyson - Aug 02, 2006 8:43:48 am PDT #9971 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No, the fruit thing was just a precursor to "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus."

"Pleeeeease can I eat the apple?"

"I'll be your best friend!"

omg antihistimine.


sarameg - Aug 02, 2006 8:44:18 am PDT #9972 of 10002

OK, there are days I really wonder about people. This dude sends me an email containing a forward of his account info, including password, saying it doesn't accept his password, fixit!

I tell him to make sure he's using a lower case "L", not a numeric one. He writes back his password (which, mind you, is in the original email we sent and he forwarded back and is copied in all these emails) doesn't contain a lower case "L". YES IT DOES IT'S RIGHT THERE I TOLD YOU IT IS AN L NOT A 1!!!!!!


Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 8:47:48 am PDT #9973 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Narcissus is the one who stared into his own reflection, rapt, till he withered and died. Which is where the term "narcissism" comes from.

No, I knew that, but I thought he met some horrible afterlife fate as well. I was pretty sure it was Prometheus (and his liver), but not 100%.

Speaking of unpleasant fates - who got torn apart by the furies?


Dana - Aug 02, 2006 8:49:13 am PDT #9974 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Speaking of unpleasant fates - who got torn apart by the furies?

The Furies or the Maenads? Orpheus was killed by the Maenads, I think, and so was...the king in The Bacchae, whose name I'm forgetting.

The Furies chased after Orestes for a while because he killed his mother.


Jars - Aug 02, 2006 8:50:53 am PDT #9975 of 10002

Loads of Aeneus' shipmates got eaten by Furies, I think.