See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 8:41:57 am PDT #9969 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Lee.

I just spent way too long talking and thinking about the Baha'i. They just seem so sensible and nice!

Someone said in Bitches that they find birthday discussions offensive. Which I'm probably restating all wrong, but if we're going to wank on religion I think we should cover more bases.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 02, 2006 8:42:21 am PDT #9970 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I always thought, was a way for people to learn that no just God needs the sacrifice of your children as proof of faith. Still makes God look like a total bastard. Though, wasn't that the first time in human history that someone got Punk'd?

I have heard the theory, although that wasn't how I read it as a child. As an adult, I think I have more of a problem with the punking, but I (like Nutty said above) HATE any and all practical jokes. I think they are mean, and not really very funny.


Allyson - Aug 02, 2006 8:43:48 am PDT #9971 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No, the fruit thing was just a precursor to "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus."

"Pleeeeease can I eat the apple?"

"I'll be your best friend!"

omg antihistimine.


sarameg - Aug 02, 2006 8:44:18 am PDT #9972 of 10002

OK, there are days I really wonder about people. This dude sends me an email containing a forward of his account info, including password, saying it doesn't accept his password, fixit!

I tell him to make sure he's using a lower case "L", not a numeric one. He writes back his password (which, mind you, is in the original email we sent and he forwarded back and is copied in all these emails) doesn't contain a lower case "L". YES IT DOES IT'S RIGHT THERE I TOLD YOU IT IS AN L NOT A 1!!!!!!


Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 8:47:48 am PDT #9973 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Narcissus is the one who stared into his own reflection, rapt, till he withered and died. Which is where the term "narcissism" comes from.

No, I knew that, but I thought he met some horrible afterlife fate as well. I was pretty sure it was Prometheus (and his liver), but not 100%.

Speaking of unpleasant fates - who got torn apart by the furies?


Dana - Aug 02, 2006 8:49:13 am PDT #9974 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Speaking of unpleasant fates - who got torn apart by the furies?

The Furies or the Maenads? Orpheus was killed by the Maenads, I think, and so was...the king in The Bacchae, whose name I'm forgetting.

The Furies chased after Orestes for a while because he killed his mother.


Jars - Aug 02, 2006 8:50:53 am PDT #9975 of 10002

Loads of Aeneus' shipmates got eaten by Furies, I think.


Trudy Booth - Aug 02, 2006 8:51:50 am PDT #9976 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Speaking of unpleasant fates - who got torn apart by the furies?

Any number of demons, vampires, etc.


Glamcookie - Aug 02, 2006 8:52:00 am PDT #9977 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus

I sent my niece this book recently and it was a HUGE hit with her, my brother, SiL, and parents. They all love it. I haven't read it yet - got it for her based on Buffistas. So, thanks!


Nutty - Aug 02, 2006 8:53:02 am PDT #9978 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Furies, sirens, harpies, Maenads, Bacchantes -- the Greeks kind of had an Issue with their womenfolk going off wild and crazy.

The Greeks kind of had an Issue with women overall, but the wild-and-crazy women: well, look what they did to Klytaemnestra.