Chocolate glitter, y'all. You're the deity, you can make it work.
See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you... you're kissing me. It's okay. I can wait.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Aug 02, 2006 7:30:26 am PDT #9924 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
§ ita § - Aug 02, 2006 7:30:46 am PDT #9925 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't want there to be toads.
I also don't want it to be morning, on the assumption that I will be less sleepy in the afternoon. I'm barely keeping my eyes open, and for some reason on the drive in it made me spill tears.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:34:20 am PDT #9926 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I don't want there to be toads.
The plague of snakes will take care of them.
Gudanov - Aug 02, 2006 7:40:11 am PDT #9927 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
The plague of snakes will take care of them.
Then will come the gorillas that thrive on snake meat.
Steph L. - Aug 02, 2006 7:41:18 am PDT #9928 of 10002
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
And then....
....lake sharks.
With frickin' laser beams.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:43:27 am PDT #9929 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And then the cyborg pterodactyls with titanium claws to cut up the sharks....
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 7:45:11 am PDT #9930 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think Job was kind of a doormat. I think, if I were a deity, I would want my worshippers not to act like doormats. If I'm acting like a jerk, I want to hear about it, that I may correct my jerky ways.
And honestly, I'd have a deity who comes across like the guy who makes up fraternity initiation rituals...TO THE EXTREME! It's bad enough we have a despot-in-chief who is like that.
Hmmm. Maybe there's something to that whole direct-line-to-God thing after all.
Is suddenly very scared
Gudanov - Aug 02, 2006 7:45:41 am PDT #9931 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
You don't need that, when winter comes the gorillas will just freeze to death.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 7:46:21 am PDT #9932 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And where are those confounded snakes?
On the plane! On the plane!
t /My Fair Lady
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:46:38 am PDT #9933 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You don't need that, when winter comes the gorillas will just freeze to death.
Of course, that's what everyone says, but do we really want to base the fate of the world on that assumption?