If you can't trust Principal Skinner, then who you can you trust?
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Aug 02, 2006 7:47:56 am PDT #9934 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 7:48:12 am PDT #9935 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You don't need that, when winter comes the gorillas will just freeze to death.
Of course, that's what everyone says, but do we really want to base the fate of the world on that assumption?
Like what if they are really just bears in gorilla suits? Then they'll just hibernate.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:49:28 am PDT #9936 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like what if they are really just bears in gorilla suits? Then they'll just hibernate.
I suppose we could trick them with drugged picanic baskets....
Calli - Aug 02, 2006 7:51:50 am PDT #9937 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Like what if they are really just bears in gorilla suits? Then they'll just hibernate.
We can lure them away with Delicious Pots of Hunny.
ETA: Appropriate Pooh case.
Strega - Aug 02, 2006 7:58:05 am PDT #9938 of 10002
Doormat? For half of it, Job is calling God a callous bully. And complaining that he'd love to argue his case to God, if only God would take his calls.
I need my copy of Ken's Guide.
Nutty - Aug 02, 2006 8:04:37 am PDT #9939 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
if only God would take his calls.
This is the problematic part. When he just doesn't call you back, for weeks on end, and just sends you dead bunnies in shoeboxes? It is time to break up with him.
Job, I haev Sally Jesse on the phone. She would like to stage an intervention. Are you free on Thursday?
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 02, 2006 8:12:52 am PDT #9940 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm afraid if I were being hit with a variety of calamities that seemed like directed divine acts rather than simple misfortune, I'd be looking into working for the competition and seeing if they needed an extra hand for scrubbing down Dagon's altar or somesuch.
-t - Aug 02, 2006 8:15:07 am PDT #9941 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
And where are those confounded snakes?
That's taking me to a Led Zeppelin place.
I have recently become a lot fonder of the Book pf Job than I used to be, and I've already deleted several posts trying to explain why. It's all kind of tangled up with Camus's Sysyphus in my head.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 8:16:28 am PDT #9942 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Camus's Sysyphus was ultimately happy with his burden, right?
Sophia Brooks - Aug 02, 2006 8:16:33 am PDT #9943 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Job doesn't bother me so much, but Abraham getting ready to sacrifice his son really gets up my nose.
Also, it is now 85 degrees and work, and it is getting hard to do boring work in semi business-like attire, while being sticky and cranky.