And then the cyborg pterodactyls with titanium claws to cut up the sharks....
Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:43:27 am PDT #9929 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 7:45:11 am PDT #9930 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I think Job was kind of a doormat. I think, if I were a deity, I would want my worshippers not to act like doormats. If I'm acting like a jerk, I want to hear about it, that I may correct my jerky ways.
And honestly, I'd have a deity who comes across like the guy who makes up fraternity initiation rituals...TO THE EXTREME! It's bad enough we have a despot-in-chief who is like that.
Hmmm. Maybe there's something to that whole direct-line-to-God thing after all.
Is suddenly very scared
Gudanov - Aug 02, 2006 7:45:41 am PDT #9931 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
You don't need that, when winter comes the gorillas will just freeze to death.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 7:46:21 am PDT #9932 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
And where are those confounded snakes?
On the plane! On the plane!
t /My Fair Lady
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:46:38 am PDT #9933 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You don't need that, when winter comes the gorillas will just freeze to death.
Of course, that's what everyone says, but do we really want to base the fate of the world on that assumption?
Gudanov - Aug 02, 2006 7:47:56 am PDT #9934 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
If you can't trust Principal Skinner, then who you can you trust?
Frankenbuddha - Aug 02, 2006 7:48:12 am PDT #9935 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You don't need that, when winter comes the gorillas will just freeze to death.
Of course, that's what everyone says, but do we really want to base the fate of the world on that assumption?
Like what if they are really just bears in gorilla suits? Then they'll just hibernate.
tommyrot - Aug 02, 2006 7:49:28 am PDT #9936 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Like what if they are really just bears in gorilla suits? Then they'll just hibernate.
I suppose we could trick them with drugged picanic baskets....
Calli - Aug 02, 2006 7:51:50 am PDT #9937 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Like what if they are really just bears in gorilla suits? Then they'll just hibernate.
We can lure them away with Delicious Pots of Hunny.
ETA: Appropriate Pooh case.
Strega - Aug 02, 2006 7:58:05 am PDT #9938 of 10002
Doormat? For half of it, Job is calling God a callous bully. And complaining that he'd love to argue his case to God, if only God would take his calls.
I need my copy of Ken's Guide.