Bartleby the Ocelot
The circle is complete.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 10:57:41 am PDT #8067 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2006 10:58:25 am PDT #8068 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 10:58:30 am PDT #8069 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
New kids book! Damn, we're x-posty today
The hivemind, she is strong today, no?
Toddson - Jul 21, 2006 11:00:09 am PDT #8070 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
It's Friday and my brain's gone home ... leaving the rest of me to pretend to work.
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2006 11:00:35 am PDT #8071 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Punk kitty: [link]
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Frankenbuddha - Jul 21, 2006 11:01:06 am PDT #8072 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh dear tommy - that first link looks like a otherkin/plushy x-over.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 21, 2006 11:08:42 am PDT #8073 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Does anyone remember a poem (I think by Ogden Nash) that goes something like:
There once was an blah-blah-blah ocelot
who liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot.
?
It is sorts kinds stuck in my head, but since I can't remember the blah-blah-blah part, google is giving me no love.
tommyrot - Jul 21, 2006 11:10:37 am PDT #8074 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There once was a man from Nantuckot.
kat perez - Jul 21, 2006 11:13:03 am PDT #8075 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar
There once was a finicky ocelot
Who all the year round was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot
Saw it in a math lesson once, strangely enough.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 21, 2006 11:14:59 am PDT #8076 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
That's it!
For some reason, I liked it because they just kept rhyming "a lot" and the teachers never let you do that!