There once was a finicky ocelot
Who all the year round was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot
Saw it in a math lesson once, strangely enough.
'Bushwhacked'
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There once was a finicky ocelot
Who all the year round was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot
Saw it in a math lesson once, strangely enough.
That's it!
For some reason, I liked it because they just kept rhyming "a lot" and the teachers never let you do that!
One of my fondest memories was going through my college geology book and finding a quote from Pooh. The chapter on glaciers started with "The more it snows, tiddly-pom!"
We've got motherfucking ocelots in the motherfucking datacenter!!!
We've got motherfucking ocelots in the motherfucking datacenter!!!
Now I expect Pooh to be saying that, as he rams a clip into his 9mm.
Crazy-ass storm outside.
Holy crap.
The wind is whistling.
A happy tune?
It's like a hurricane outside. Seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if they report 100mph wind gusts.