Oh dear tommy - that first link looks like a otherkin/plushy x-over.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Does anyone remember a poem (I think by Ogden Nash) that goes something like:
There once was an blah-blah-blah ocelot
who liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot.
?
It is sorts kinds stuck in my head, but since I can't remember the blah-blah-blah part, google is giving me no love.
There once was a man from Nantuckot.
There once was a finicky ocelot
Who all the year round was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot
Saw it in a math lesson once, strangely enough.
That's it!
For some reason, I liked it because they just kept rhyming "a lot" and the teachers never let you do that!
One of my fondest memories was going through my college geology book and finding a quote from Pooh. The chapter on glaciers started with "The more it snows, tiddly-pom!"
We've got motherfucking ocelots in the motherfucking datacenter!!!
We've got motherfucking ocelots in the motherfucking datacenter!!!
Now I expect Pooh to be saying that, as he rams a clip into his 9mm.
Crazy-ass storm outside.
Holy crap.