They need to film this as an anti-drug PSA:
Robert Hibbs, 19, was arrested for demanding $1 tolls from joggers and bikers crossing a bridge in Boulder, Colorado. Hibbs claimed to be a troll who owned the bridge. He was apparently tripping on LSD. Hibbs was arrested after demanding that an off-duty deputy pay up.
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If I ran into this guy, I'd say, "Dude, I'm the Big Billy Goat Gruff!"
Really? They don't?
Maybe it's a, "Why would God let this happen?" kind of thing....
I bet they do know and they're just not telling. Selfish bastards.
Or really, I figure that they know it's a freaky mutation but they don't know what caused it.
My current theory is that the fabric of space-time has become dirty, thus causing friction that slows down clocks.
There's a funny piece by... someone... that explains that the sun isn't actually hot, it's just that sunlight is heated up by all the friction when it enters our atmosphere.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
You're not the boss of me.
::sends prosthetic forehead to Jessica::
Guys, don't let's start.
clearly I'm all about the 80's alternative, cause now I'm earwormed with "Don't Let's Start" They Might Be Giants, I think?
Today I weeded my little bitty garden and bought myself a birthday cake. Since it's Ouise's birthday too, I should go have another piece. For her.