A kitten has been born with two faces and veterinarians don't understand why.
Really? They don't?
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Jul 14, 2006 12:19:02 pm PDT #6823 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2006 12:21:39 pm PDT #6824 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Really? They don't?
Maybe it's a, "Why would God let this happen?" kind of thing....
Strega - Jul 14, 2006 12:27:09 pm PDT #6825 of 10002
I bet they do know and they're just not telling. Selfish bastards.
Or really, I figure that they know it's a freaky mutation but they don't know what caused it.
My current theory is that the fabric of space-time has become dirty, thus causing friction that slows down clocks.
There's a funny piece by... someone... that explains that the sun isn't actually hot, it's just that sunlight is heated up by all the friction when it enters our atmosphere.
Tom Scola - Jul 14, 2006 12:29:20 pm PDT #6826 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace. Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2006 12:30:19 pm PDT #6827 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You're not the boss of me.
Jessica - Jul 14, 2006 12:31:18 pm PDT #6828 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Guys, don't let's start.
tommyrot - Jul 14, 2006 12:32:47 pm PDT #6829 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::sends prosthetic forehead to Jessica::
Vortex - Jul 14, 2006 12:41:22 pm PDT #6830 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Guys, don't let's start.
clearly I'm all about the 80's alternative, cause now I'm earwormed with "Don't Let's Start" They Might Be Giants, I think?
Zenkitty - Jul 14, 2006 12:43:03 pm PDT #6831 of 10002
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Today I weeded my little bitty garden and bought myself a birthday cake. Since it's Ouise's birthday too, I should go have another piece. For her.
Jessica - Jul 14, 2006 12:43:51 pm PDT #6832 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
They Might Be Giants, I think?
psst...look at the two posts above mine...and one below...