If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Jul 11, 2006 10:54:31 am PDT #6320 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Well, I could go back and fix my typo and make Vortex look crazy, but I like being the crazy one. It's comfortable and fits like an old, fuzzy robe.


Jars - Jul 11, 2006 10:55:10 am PDT #6321 of 10002

What happens to cheese curds to turn them into regular cheese?

Salt it, squish it, and leave it hanging around, I seem to remember.


-t - Jul 11, 2006 10:56:58 am PDT #6322 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

What happens to cheese curds to turn them into regular cheese?

I only got as far as making farmer's/cottage cheese in my cheesemaking before deciding that that was too much work for not great results, so I don't know from experience, but I think it's a lot of liquid removal over time - in presses or under weight or somesuch. And adding rennet, though I don't know why.


Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 10:57:24 am PDT #6323 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What happens to cheese curds to turn them into regular cheese?

Flavors are added (salt, etc), and the cheese is pressed, molded, and aged. (Beyond that, it depends entirely on the kind of cheese.)


Vortex - Jul 11, 2006 10:58:23 am PDT #6324 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Well, I could go back and fix my typo and make Vortex look crazy, but I like being the crazy one. It's comfortable and fits like an old, fuzzy robe.

ah, but that's why you must include the quote!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 11, 2006 10:58:33 am PDT #6325 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Also, wrap it in leaves and leave it in a cool cave for several months.


ChiKat - Jul 11, 2006 10:59:28 am PDT #6326 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

pulls robe tightly around self


Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 11:00:47 am PDT #6327 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And adding rennet, though I don't know why.

Enzymes in rennet cause coagulation, which separates the milk into curds and whey. (It can also be done with acid, but rennet makes softer curds, which are better for cheese.)


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 11:02:12 am PDT #6328 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, winning entry in the bad writing contest:

“Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,” Guigli wrote.

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Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 11:05:26 am PDT #6329 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cheesemaking 101 from cheesemaking.com