ION, winning entry in the bad writing contest:
“Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean,” Guigli wrote.
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Cheesemaking 101 from cheesemaking.com
Blessed are the cheesemakers....
I'll be leaving shortly to get my hair cut. Eee!
Holy carp! It's so dark the street lights are coming on. Plus I'm getting a light show agianst the Cambridge skyline. Still not quite raining - I'm a bit scared of what it's going to be like when it does.
Hot triceratops on triceratops action!
My googling implied that a print of butter could be various sizes. It's like a spoonful that way.