Steven Brust fans oughtta get a kick out of this: [link]
Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
'War Stories'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 03, 2006 6:09:29 am PDT #5121 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Vortex - Jul 03, 2006 6:23:09 am PDT #5122 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ahhrg. T just called to ask if I could help her do her hair. Honestly? I've never done braids or parted or anything to black hair. I'm pretty convinced I'd fuck it up so I told her I didn't know how (they've got some thing they are going to tomorrow and frankly, it looks nice tonight.) I felt bad. But really, I don't know anything about care for anything other that pretty straight hair except some of my coworkers talking about how brittle their hair is and last thing I want to do is bald the child! Help?
sarameg, I skipped like a mad thing, but you should have called me! I would have been happy to help. Hell, I practically held seminars in college -- "Black Hair and Why It's Different From Yours"
sarameg - Jul 03, 2006 6:30:30 am PDT #5123 of 10002
Hah! She did manage to do it herself, thankfully.
Jessica - Jul 03, 2006 6:34:55 am PDT #5124 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Snakes on a Plane parody contest -- There are motherfuckin lions on the motherfuckin' bus!
erikaj - Jul 03, 2006 6:39:53 am PDT #5125 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
How are you today, Mr. Weremonkey? If I'm not putting your business out on the thoroughfare of course. My mother will never forgive me for causing her to see Al Swearingen's kidney stone Although she has a marked distaste for all things Swearingen. As do I, but he compels me nonetheless. Wow, I'm so Alma today. I'm about one neuron from MPD, I'd almost swear.
§ ita § - Jul 03, 2006 6:59:54 am PDT #5126 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Airline standards: One carry-on plus personal luggage item, or two?
Dana - Jul 03, 2006 7:01:16 am PDT #5127 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
One carry-on, one personal item.
§ ita § - Jul 03, 2006 7:02:49 am PDT #5128 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is this kinda new? I mean, even over the last five years? I feel so convinced that the last time I didn't check my luggage I had two other things with me.
Steph L. - Jul 03, 2006 7:03:28 am PDT #5129 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Airline standards: One carry-on plus personal luggage item, or two?
One carry-on, one personal item.
And that includes motherfuckin' snakes.
Dana - Jul 03, 2006 7:06:58 am PDT #5130 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I think it's fairly new, since 2001.