Snakes on a Plane parody contest -- There are motherfuckin lions on the motherfuckin' bus!
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 03, 2006 6:34:55 am PDT #5124 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
erikaj - Jul 03, 2006 6:39:53 am PDT #5125 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
How are you today, Mr. Weremonkey? If I'm not putting your business out on the thoroughfare of course. My mother will never forgive me for causing her to see Al Swearingen's kidney stone Although she has a marked distaste for all things Swearingen. As do I, but he compels me nonetheless. Wow, I'm so Alma today. I'm about one neuron from MPD, I'd almost swear.
§ ita § - Jul 03, 2006 6:59:54 am PDT #5126 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Airline standards: One carry-on plus personal luggage item, or two?
Dana - Jul 03, 2006 7:01:16 am PDT #5127 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
One carry-on, one personal item.
§ ita § - Jul 03, 2006 7:02:49 am PDT #5128 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is this kinda new? I mean, even over the last five years? I feel so convinced that the last time I didn't check my luggage I had two other things with me.
Steph L. - Jul 03, 2006 7:03:28 am PDT #5129 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Airline standards: One carry-on plus personal luggage item, or two?
One carry-on, one personal item.
And that includes motherfuckin' snakes.
Dana - Jul 03, 2006 7:06:58 am PDT #5130 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I think it's fairly new, since 2001.
megan walker - Jul 03, 2006 7:07:13 am PDT #5131 of 10002
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I've never seen airlines limit "personal" items. I've often had a carry-on plus a computer/camera bag plus a purse/small backpack, even recently.
tommyrot - Jul 03, 2006 7:07:47 am PDT #5132 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think it's fairly new, since 2001.
However, snakes born before 2001 get grandfathered in.
Jars - Jul 03, 2006 7:08:13 am PDT #5133 of 10002
Over here laptops don't count at all, so you can have your carry on allowance and a laptop. And therefore, whatever crap you can fit in its case.