Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jul 03, 2006 4:54:34 am PDT #5119 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It really does sound fun, Sarameg. I hope it works out.


msbelle - Jul 03, 2006 5:55:51 am PDT #5120 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

The great thing about going to bed early is that even if you sleep in (10 hours, whee) you don't lose half the day.

I am beyond happy that the rain predicted for today has now been pushed until tomorrow. I need today to be my productive day and tomorrow to be my rest day at home.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 03, 2006 6:09:29 am PDT #5121 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Steven Brust fans oughtta get a kick out of this: [link]


Vortex - Jul 03, 2006 6:23:09 am PDT #5122 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ahhrg. T just called to ask if I could help her do her hair. Honestly? I've never done braids or parted or anything to black hair. I'm pretty convinced I'd fuck it up so I told her I didn't know how (they've got some thing they are going to tomorrow and frankly, it looks nice tonight.) I felt bad. But really, I don't know anything about care for anything other that pretty straight hair except some of my coworkers talking about how brittle their hair is and last thing I want to do is bald the child! Help?

sarameg, I skipped like a mad thing, but you should have called me! I would have been happy to help. Hell, I practically held seminars in college -- "Black Hair and Why It's Different From Yours"


sarameg - Jul 03, 2006 6:30:30 am PDT #5123 of 10002

Hah! She did manage to do it herself, thankfully.


Jessica - Jul 03, 2006 6:34:55 am PDT #5124 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Snakes on a Plane parody contest -- There are motherfuckin lions on the motherfuckin' bus!


erikaj - Jul 03, 2006 6:39:53 am PDT #5125 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

How are you today, Mr. Weremonkey? If I'm not putting your business out on the thoroughfare of course. My mother will never forgive me for causing her to see Al Swearingen's kidney stone Although she has a marked distaste for all things Swearingen. As do I, but he compels me nonetheless. Wow, I'm so Alma today. I'm about one neuron from MPD, I'd almost swear.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2006 6:59:54 am PDT #5126 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Airline standards: One carry-on plus personal luggage item, or two?


Dana - Jul 03, 2006 7:01:16 am PDT #5127 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

One carry-on, one personal item.


§ ita § - Jul 03, 2006 7:02:49 am PDT #5128 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is this kinda new? I mean, even over the last five years? I feel so convinced that the last time I didn't check my luggage I had two other things with me.