Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 26, 2006 12:24:16 pm PDT #4138 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

“The War Tapes”

HIGHLY recommend this movie -- it's really really really well done.


Toddson - Jun 26, 2006 12:25:33 pm PDT #4139 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In re office noise - the thing that really bothers me in my office is the people who insist on using speaker phones for everything. Dialing, picking up voicemail, all their phone calls ... drives me up the wall. Aside from the distraction, all these calls are done at top volume ... and they're all things I don't want to hear about.


Kalshane - Jun 26, 2006 12:25:46 pm PDT #4140 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I really don't want to work help desk. And the lady called back to say that maybe they could swing $15/hour, but if I have to have a long commute and talk on the phone in 3 languages all day (only one of which I am fluent in, one I used to be fluent in, and one in which I could probably order beer and tacos), I don't think it'll be worth it

They're looking for someone tri-lingual as well? For $12 an hour. Their logic is not the same as our earth logic.

ION, why does July 4th have to be all silly and land on a Tuesday this year. I'm looking at the department vacation Calendar and only a handful of us are actually going to be here on the 3rd. Unfortunately, one of the other Help Desk guys already requested it off, otherwise I'd be joining them. Especially since a friend of mine is throwing a party on Sunday.


msbelle - Jun 26, 2006 12:41:08 pm PDT #4141 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sophia, if you have an intercom function on your phone, I suggest responding to their yells via intercom to their office.


Jesse - Jun 26, 2006 12:49:40 pm PDT #4142 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ha ha -- I just realized I have a 7/10 deadline, and not only is there the holiday on Tuesday, I'm out of the office Friday and Monday. Ha Ha Ha FUCK.


Jesse - Jun 26, 2006 12:49:45 pm PDT #4143 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

oops -- double post.


tommyrot - Jun 26, 2006 12:55:23 pm PDT #4144 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"The Best Bat-Man Origin Story Ever": [link]


Allyson - Jun 26, 2006 1:01:19 pm PDT #4145 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

DEADLINES?!?!

explodes


Kalshane - Jun 26, 2006 1:02:13 pm PDT #4146 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Ha ha -- I just realized I have a 7/10 deadline, and not only is there the holiday on Tuesday, I'm out of the office Friday and Monday. Ha Ha Ha FUCK.

Oops. Though I suppose better to realize it now than Thursday.

"The Best Bat-Man Origin Story Ever": [link]

Not that I'm saying I've seen a better one, but it just didn't come across as remotely funny to me.

Of course, I thought the "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" video was pretty dumb, too, so apparently I'm a poor judge of superhero parody. Or something.


§ ita § - Jun 26, 2006 1:12:30 pm PDT #4147 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not that I'm saying I've seen a better one, but it just didn't come across as remotely funny to me.

It went too long, IMO. I'd have wound it up after the Negro.