I wish they had to submit time cards for approval.
You spent how many days on flag burning and English as a National language? Nope, you don't get paid for that. Renaming French fries to Freedom fries? I hope you brought your checkbook.
Big stop just to renew your license to companion. Can I use companion as a verb?
Wash ,'Ariel'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Jun 15, 2006 10:12:54 am PDT #2172 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Atropa - Jun 15, 2006 10:23:05 am PDT #2173 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
A work environment should not contain visible belly buttons, navel jewelry, cleavage, or the top of your thong. Unless you work on a pole.
I'm 5'2". I wear a 38F. They start right under my armpit. The only way I can avoid cleavage is to wear something exceedingly unflattering or a turtleneck
5'4", 36F here, and ... yeah. Same sorts of issues. Of course, this is why I add wide non-ruffled lace to the neckline of just about every dress I buy; if I don't, there will be that time when I glance down and think "Wow, I didn't realize I was showing that much bosom."
-t - Jun 15, 2006 10:23:43 am PDT #2174 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, aurelia, I would so support that! What a great idea.
sarameg - Jun 15, 2006 11:19:04 am PDT #2175 of 10002
Hrm. I was just told they replaced a major part of my ac unit (as opposed to the whole unit) and it works now.
You think I should believe them?
naahhhh.
Rick - Jun 15, 2006 11:38:36 am PDT #2176 of 10002
A work environment should not contain visible belly buttons, navel jewelry, cleavage, or the top of your thong.
I'd like to go ahead and extend it to my alma mater's campus as well.
Please don't ban cleavage from college campuses. It's one of the things that helps to make up for the low pay in academia.
Dana - Jun 15, 2006 11:43:38 am PDT #2177 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I don't think my latest client is actually a person. I think "she" is an AI conducting experiments on humanity, trying to see how much incoherence a person can take before she (in this case, me) loses her mind.
aurelia - Jun 15, 2006 11:46:18 am PDT #2178 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I don't think my latest client is actually a person. I think "she" is an AI conducting experiments on humanity, trying to see how much incoherence a person can take before she (in this case, me) loses her mind.
It's Lost: Office Edition.
sarameg - Jun 15, 2006 11:47:15 am PDT #2179 of 10002
I don't think my latest client is actually a person.
Call her and repeatedly hit 6 on a touchtone (I don't think there are rotaries left!) phone. Maybe it will reboot her.
Jesse - Jun 15, 2006 11:50:21 am PDT #2180 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I think "she" is an AI conducting experiments on humanity, trying to see how much incoherence a person can take before she (in this case, me) loses her mind.
Um, sorry. I'm just really overwhelmed! I wish I were making more sense.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 15, 2006 11:50:40 am PDT #2181 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Has the kitty reality show been discovered, discussed, and marked appropriately as one of the signs of the quickly coming apocalypse?