Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jun 15, 2006 11:19:04 am PDT #2175 of 10002

Hrm. I was just told they replaced a major part of my ac unit (as opposed to the whole unit) and it works now.

You think I should believe them?

naahhhh.


Rick - Jun 15, 2006 11:38:36 am PDT #2176 of 10002

A work environment should not contain visible belly buttons, navel jewelry, cleavage, or the top of your thong.

I'd like to go ahead and extend it to my alma mater's campus as well.

Please don't ban cleavage from college campuses. It's one of the things that helps to make up for the low pay in academia.


Dana - Jun 15, 2006 11:43:38 am PDT #2177 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I don't think my latest client is actually a person. I think "she" is an AI conducting experiments on humanity, trying to see how much incoherence a person can take before she (in this case, me) loses her mind.


aurelia - Jun 15, 2006 11:46:18 am PDT #2178 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I don't think my latest client is actually a person. I think "she" is an AI conducting experiments on humanity, trying to see how much incoherence a person can take before she (in this case, me) loses her mind.

It's Lost: Office Edition.


sarameg - Jun 15, 2006 11:47:15 am PDT #2179 of 10002

I don't think my latest client is actually a person.

Call her and repeatedly hit 6 on a touchtone (I don't think there are rotaries left!) phone. Maybe it will reboot her.


Jesse - Jun 15, 2006 11:50:21 am PDT #2180 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think "she" is an AI conducting experiments on humanity, trying to see how much incoherence a person can take before she (in this case, me) loses her mind.

Um, sorry. I'm just really overwhelmed! I wish I were making more sense.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 15, 2006 11:50:40 am PDT #2181 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Has the kitty reality show been discovered, discussed, and marked appropriately as one of the signs of the quickly coming apocalypse?


tommyrot - Jun 15, 2006 11:53:23 am PDT #2182 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Has the kitty reality show been discovered, discussed, and marked appropriately as one of the signs of the quickly coming apocalypse?

That's been mentioned... somewhere.

I think it's more a sign that God loves us very much....


Emily - Jun 15, 2006 12:02:11 pm PDT #2183 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Could someone explain to me why I thought high school would be a nifty idea, rather than the worst possible age to teach?

Often I enjoy it. Today I would rather be explaining why the sky is up and dealing with potty training issues.


Amy - Jun 15, 2006 12:03:10 pm PDT #2184 of 10002
Because books.

Today I would rather be explaining why the sky is up and dealing with potty training issues.

Come to my house. I've got the perfect kid for you right here...