Right. Sir. Honey.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 5:31:54 am PDT #1007 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

TO WHIP THE COCK

A game for F2F '07?


Ailleann - Jun 07, 2006 5:32:35 am PDT #1008 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

instead of whipping the cock they flog each other heartily

Do they even need the poultry for this?


Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 5:33:25 am PDT #1009 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

F2FLeicestershire, here we come!!!


Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 5:35:02 am PDT #1010 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This seems unnecessarily specific:

VICE ADMIRAL OF THE NARROW SEAS. A drunken man that pisses under the table into his companions' shoes.


amych - Jun 07, 2006 5:35:37 am PDT #1011 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Also, like very good aim for one so drunk.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 07, 2006 5:36:33 am PDT #1012 of 10002
What is even happening?

Look, you are getting testy with me.

There's not enough HA in the world.

always fun to have you here

Dear Matt Lauer, I do not think that word means what you think it means.


Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 5:37:44 am PDT #1013 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Also, like very good aim for one so drunk.

If he misses, he gets bumped down to Vice Sergeant of the Narrow Seas.


tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 5:37:51 am PDT #1014 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

F2F '07 agenda: Whip the Cock. No Vice Admirals of the Narrow Seas allowed.....


Steph L. - Jun 07, 2006 5:38:34 am PDT #1015 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

instead of whipping the cock they flog each other heartily

I've heard about parties like these....

always fun to have you here

Dear Matt Lauer, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Though I didn't see the broadcast, and therefore don't know what Lauer's inflection was, I assumed that "fun" (and "always," actually) was heavily sarcastic.


amych - Jun 07, 2006 5:40:16 am PDT #1016 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I conveniently misread "fun to have you here" as "fun to hate you here" and was able to take it at face value.