Also, like very good aim for one so drunk.
If he misses, he gets bumped down to Vice Sergeant of the Narrow Seas.
See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.
Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 5:37:44 am PDT #1013 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
tommyrot - Jun 07, 2006 5:37:51 am PDT #1014 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
F2F '07 agenda: Whip the Cock. No Vice Admirals of the Narrow Seas allowed.....
Steph L. - Jun 07, 2006 5:38:34 am PDT #1015 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
instead of whipping the cock they flog each other heartily
I've heard about parties like these....
always fun to have you here
Dear Matt Lauer, I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Though I didn't see the broadcast, and therefore don't know what Lauer's inflection was, I assumed that "fun" (and "always," actually) was heavily sarcastic.
amych - Jun 07, 2006 5:40:16 am PDT #1016 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I conveniently misread "fun to have you here" as "fun to hate you here" and was able to take it at face value.
Sean K - Jun 07, 2006 5:40:51 am PDT #1017 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I can't even talk about Ann Coulter's appearance, or her new book, lest I start punching things, none of which would (unfortunately) be her.
Jessica - Jun 07, 2006 5:42:19 am PDT #1018 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I assumed that "fun" (and "always," actually) was heavily sarcastic.
Plus, "I hope you get beaten to death with a crowbar" isn't a network-approved sendoff.
sarameg - Jun 07, 2006 5:47:22 am PDT #1019 of 10002
When pondering fates for whacked out blowhards who unfortunately gain an audience, I come up with things like them living in a soundproof bubble in, let's say, Time Square or the steps of the Capitol, where everyone ignores them as they futilely scream insanity that only they can hear.
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Sean K - Jun 07, 2006 5:47:30 am PDT #1020 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Also, amych, you have my sympathies.
amych - Jun 07, 2006 5:48:50 am PDT #1021 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Thanks, Sean (and to everyone else who responded over in bitches -- I'm a little too fried to reply in the right places...)
Gudanov - Jun 07, 2006 5:49:26 am PDT #1022 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I'm really more upset with the media for playing along with her. It's just so obvious that she just says outragous and hateful stuff to get attention and sell books. There are plenty of other conservatives that can actually present real conservative positions instead of this nonsense.