instead of whipping the cock they flog each other heartily

I've heard about parties like these....

always fun to have you here

Dear Matt Lauer, I do not think that word means what you think it means.

Though I didn't see the broadcast, and therefore don't know what Lauer's inflection was, I assumed that "fun" (and "always," actually) was heavily sarcastic.

I conveniently misread "fun to have you here" as "fun to hate you here" and was able to take it at face value.

I can't even talk about Ann Coulter's appearance, or her new book, lest I start punching things, none of which would (unfortunately) be her.

I assumed that "fun" (and "always," actually) was heavily sarcastic.

Plus, "I hope you get beaten to death with a crowbar" isn't a network-approved sendoff.

When pondering fates for whacked out blowhards who unfortunately gain an audience, I come up with things like them living in a soundproof bubble in, let's say, Time Square or the steps of the Capitol, where everyone ignores them as they futilely scream insanity that only they can hear.

It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

Also, amych, you have my sympathies.

Thanks, Sean (and to everyone else who responded over in bitches -- I'm a little too fried to reply in the right places...)

I'm really more upset with the media for playing along with her. It's just so obvious that she just says outragous and hateful stuff to get attention and sell books. There are plenty of other conservatives that can actually present real conservative positions instead of this nonsense.

I just put a postit on the outside of the window. The demented robin is driving me nuts.

I'm really more upset with the media for playing along with her.

Yeah. If people would just ignore her....