Now I want a baby, too. I wonder if I can get Tim to mess in a cup. He's the only boy I know.
Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash ,'Serenity'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:04:03 am PST #2824 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 8:05:10 am PST #2825 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Allyson, you just made me snort in front of my boss.
Burrell - Jan 04, 2007 8:07:54 am PST #2826 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Allyson, you'd totally rock as a mommy!
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 8:08:28 am PST #2827 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
But aren't they in two separate little water balloons? So they can reach out to sock each other in the mouth, but never quite touch.
I think so yes. Thus alleviating the twincest fear.
Sort of like that movie Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfieffer, but neither of them will spontaneously turn into a wolf.
That we know of. So many things to worry about!
With twins, aren't they delivered by extraction from the ventral area?
thanks bon bon! you're freaking me out now. Not ventral though, I don't think. Jesus.
Now I want a baby, too.
The disposable organ doesn't freak you out? Or the unprotected brain? Or the fact that they urinate the amniotic fluid they swallow but in a closed system?
And THIS is why I end up waking up at 4:00 AM, with my brain racing.
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 8:09:15 am PST #2828 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Not ventral though, I don't think
Dorsal?
Sue - Jan 04, 2007 8:09:20 am PST #2829 of 10001
hip deep in pie
This freaks me out:
The record number of fetuses in a human womb at one time is 15.
15!!
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 8:11:53 am PST #2830 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
15 is like 14 too many. And, scarily enough, from that link the facts are the least freaky thing on the site. The gallery of 4D and 3D scans are seriously weird.
Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 8:12:04 am PST #2831 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just need to point out that siblings MUCH LESS FETAL SIBLINGS can kiss each other perfectly nicely without it being twincest. I mean, they're not like making out, right?
DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 8:13:06 am PST #2832 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just need to point out that siblings MUCH LESS FETAL SIBLINGS can kiss each other perfectly nicely without it being twincest. I mean, they're not like making out, right?
Aren't you an only child?
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:13:38 am PST #2833 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
MUCH LESS FETAL SIBLINGS
I originally read this as FERAL. And pictured Kat and Lori's kids in a spay and release program.