Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 8:13:06 am PST #2832 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just need to point out that siblings MUCH LESS FETAL SIBLINGS can kiss each other perfectly nicely without it being twincest. I mean, they're not like making out, right?

Aren't you an only child?


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:13:38 am PST #2833 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

MUCH LESS FETAL SIBLINGS

I originally read this as FERAL. And pictured Kat and Lori's kids in a spay and release program.


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 8:14:34 am PST #2834 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ACK! Fetal Siblings! ACK!

But yeah. I know, Jesse. I'm just teasing.

Okay, I've recovered from my driving woe (on my way to yoga this AM, my tire went flat. I pulled over at the 5-134 interchange and the nice little metro tow truck angel was there before I could even call Triple A. He put on the spare but then my battery had died. It was a rough AM) I should go replace my tire.


Aims - Jan 04, 2007 8:15:27 am PST #2835 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I mean, they're not like making out, right?

See: Angelina Jolie and her brother when she won the Oscar. IJS.


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:16:06 am PST #2836 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Allyson, you'd totally rock as a mommy!

You're like a cult leader. I'm not drinking the breast milk Kool Aid, my friend.


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 8:18:52 am PST #2837 of 10001

Allyson, the trick is, we encourage other people to have babies because that way we can borrow them. Without having to grow random disposable organs. And more sleep.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 8:19:14 am PST #2838 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm not drinking the breast milk Kool Aid, my friend.

No, your job would be to produce it.


Tim Minear - Jan 04, 2007 8:26:24 am PST #2839 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

Speaking of messing in a cup -- happy birthday ita moon!


Jesse - Jan 04, 2007 8:26:41 am PST #2840 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Aren't you an only child?

Yes I am. But I still believe in non-icky sibling kissage.

I originally read this as FERAL. And pictured Kat and Lori's kids in a spay and release program.

OMG you people are killing me.


Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:32:27 am PST #2841 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Awww. I'd totally have your Dixie Cup baby.

And raise it liberal.

Jimmy Carter Minear-Beatrice.