Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.

Anya ,'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:54:15 am PST #2805 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

First it's that I think of them as parasitic aliens, who currently have uncovered brains.

Pretty much. And you're feeding them oxygen. The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:55:00 am PST #2806 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.

And it all starts in utero. Maybe Allyson and Lori are right. We should think of them right now as having a cage match, ultrasound it and then sell tickets on pay-per-view.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 7:55:03 am PST #2807 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.

Note the use of the word "rarely."


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:55:47 am PST #2808 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.

So you say now.


Astarte - Jan 04, 2007 7:56:11 am PST #2809 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.

And seldom a good one after.


Pix - Jan 04, 2007 7:56:26 am PST #2810 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I don't know...it seems like the ugly one might need more sponsorship than the cute one. Then s/he could have a shirt that says, "I may not be as cute as my twin, but I've got a sponsor!"


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 7:57:32 am PST #2811 of 10001

You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:58:06 am PST #2812 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

SEE! There are so many funny shirt opportunities.

One that says Open Apple-C and one that says Open Apple-V (but with icons not the words). Two shirts that both say, "Stop Copying Me!" All of the sponsorship shirts.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2007 7:58:32 am PST #2813 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.

Think coveralls with wee toolbelt and construction helmet. Or Indian headdress.


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:59:02 am PST #2814 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?

YES! It's fabulous.

Twins have also been known to kiss each other in utero. Twincest has never been quite so disturbing as that.