SEE! There are so many funny shirt opportunities.
One that says Open Apple-C and one that says Open Apple-V (but with icons not the words). Two shirts that both say, "Stop Copying Me!" All of the sponsorship shirts.
Don't let the space bugs bite!
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:58:06 am PST #2812 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2007 7:58:32 am PST #2813 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.
Think coveralls with wee toolbelt and construction helmet. Or Indian headdress.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:59:02 am PST #2814 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?
YES! It's fabulous.
Twins have also been known to kiss each other in utero. Twincest has never been quite so disturbing as that.
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 7:59:38 am PST #2815 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My friend who had a boy always said the wierdest part of pregnancy for her was the occasional realization that there was a penis in her uterus.
Makes me hope I continue having girls.
Kat - Jan 04, 2007 8:00:08 am PST #2816 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Like this one, sarameg?
It’s estimated that for every 400 sets of fraternal twins, one set is made up of twins who will have different fathers.
Okay, for the record:
Think coveralls with wee toolbelt and construction helmet. Or Indian headdress.
I am NOT registering for any of that!
Jessica - Jan 04, 2007 8:00:20 am PST #2817 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh man, twins sound like so much fun! I'ma have to have my singlet cloned or something.
[eta:
Twins have also been known to kiss each other in utero. Twincest has never been quite so disturbing as that.
Well, except for this, which sends me to a House of Yes place.]
Aims - Jan 04, 2007 8:00:20 am PST #2818 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
One that says Open Apple-C and one that says Open Apple-V
Ok, that's funny as hell.
Allyson - Jan 04, 2007 8:00:59 am PST #2819 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
But aren't they in two separate little water balloons? So they can reach out to sock each other in the mouth, but never quite touch.
Sort of like that movie Ladyhawke with Rutger Hauer and Michelle Pfieffer, but neither of them will spontaneously turn into a wolf.
Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 8:01:18 am PST #2820 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
My friend who had a boy always said the wierdest part of pregnancy for her was the occasional realization that there was a penis in her uterus.
Honestly, that one pales behind the realization that there's a *person* inside you. It's bizarre being concentric.
bon bon - Jan 04, 2007 8:01:24 am PST #2821 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.
So you say now.
With twins, aren't they delivered by extraction from the ventral area?