'Shells'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.
And it all starts in utero. Maybe Allyson and Lori are right. We should think of them right now as having a cage match, ultrasound it and then sell tickets on pay-per-view.
The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.
Note the use of the word "rarely."
The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.
So you say now.
Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.
And seldom a good one after.
I don't know...it seems like the ugly one might need more sponsorship than the cute one. Then s/he could have a shirt that says, "I may not be as cute as my twin, but I've got a sponsor!"
You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?
SEE! There are so many funny shirt opportunities.
One that says Open Apple-C and one that says Open Apple-V (but with icons not the words). Two shirts that both say, "Stop Copying Me!" All of the sponsorship shirts.
Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.
Think coveralls with wee toolbelt and construction helmet. Or Indian headdress.
You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?
YES! It's fabulous.
Twins have also been known to kiss each other in utero. Twincest has never been quite so disturbing as that.
My friend who had a boy always said the wierdest part of pregnancy for her was the occasional realization that there was a penis in her uterus.
Makes me hope I continue having girls.