Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.

'Touched'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:53:08 am PST #2803 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Bev, not the ugly one. With a baby, it's too soon to tell... hence the ugly duckling story. It would have to be random selection.

Sometimes, I fear for my kids. First it's that I think of them as parasitic aliens, who currently have uncovered brains. Then I'm secretly fascinated that they not only communicate and play games in the womb, but they fight each other (according to the info in the National Geographic Special on Twins that's on next week). And then I find all of this morbidly funny.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 7:54:06 am PST #2804 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.

Heh - they actually had this plot point on Arrested Development. Boyfight!


Betsy HP - Jan 04, 2007 7:54:15 am PST #2805 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

First it's that I think of them as parasitic aliens, who currently have uncovered brains.

Pretty much. And you're feeding them oxygen. The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:55:00 am PST #2806 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.

And it all starts in utero. Maybe Allyson and Lori are right. We should think of them right now as having a cage match, ultrasound it and then sell tickets on pay-per-view.


DavidS - Jan 04, 2007 7:55:03 am PST #2807 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.

Note the use of the word "rarely."


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:55:47 am PST #2808 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.

So you say now.


Astarte - Jan 04, 2007 7:56:11 am PST #2809 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.

And seldom a good one after.


Pix - Jan 04, 2007 7:56:26 am PST #2810 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I don't know...it seems like the ugly one might need more sponsorship than the cute one. Then s/he could have a shirt that says, "I may not be as cute as my twin, but I've got a sponsor!"


sarameg - Jan 04, 2007 7:57:32 am PST #2811 of 10001

You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?


Kat - Jan 04, 2007 7:58:06 am PST #2812 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

SEE! There are so many funny shirt opportunities.

One that says Open Apple-C and one that says Open Apple-V (but with icons not the words). Two shirts that both say, "Stop Copying Me!" All of the sponsorship shirts.