Bev, not the ugly one. With a baby, it's too soon to tell... hence the ugly duckling story. It would have to be random selection.
Sometimes, I fear for my kids. First it's that I think of them as parasitic aliens, who currently have uncovered brains. Then I'm secretly fascinated that they not only communicate and play games in the womb, but they fight each other (according to the info in the National Geographic Special on Twins that's on next week). And then I find all of this morbidly funny.
The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.
Heh - they actually had this plot point on Arrested Development. Boyfight!
First it's that I think of them as parasitic aliens, who currently have uncovered brains.
Pretty much. And you're feeding them oxygen. The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.
The trick is to raise enough on pay-per-view cage matches before then to pay for college.
And it all starts in utero. Maybe Allyson and Lori are right. We should think of them right now as having a cage match, ultrasound it and then sell tickets on pay-per-view.
The good part is that they rarely burst out through your chest.
Note the use of the word "rarely."
Assless chaps? *Not* a good look before potty training.
And seldom a good one after.
I don't know...it seems like the ugly one might need more sponsorship than the cute one. Then s/he could have a shirt that says, "I may not be as cute as my twin, but I've got a sponsor!"
You realize linking me to that site will probably result in me discovering yet another bizarro thing to freak out over and then share?
SEE! There are so many funny shirt opportunities.
One that says Open Apple-C and one that says Open Apple-V (but with icons not the words). Two shirts that both say, "Stop Copying Me!" All of the sponsorship shirts.