"To diffuse a nuclear bomb, press one. To speak to a nuclear bomb representative, press zero. If your bomb has already detonated, please hang up, and 9-1-1 for emergency response."
Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?
Snyder ,'Empty Places'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:48:14 am PDT #246 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
sumi - Jun 08, 2006 8:50:58 am PDT #247 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
These are all such good ideas. . .
Frankenbuddha - Jun 08, 2006 8:51:23 am PDT #248 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jack waiting for his cell phone to recharge.
sumi - Jun 08, 2006 8:52:20 am PDT #249 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Asleep on the couch in front of the tv.
Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 8:53:03 am PDT #250 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Heating up a microwaveable dinner.
Kristen - Jun 08, 2006 8:53:09 am PDT #251 of 10001
I want to see Jack sitting in traffic.
I'm Jack Bauer. And this is the longest commute of my life.
aurelia - Jun 08, 2006 8:54:20 am PDT #252 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Jack waiting for his cell phone to recharge.
Heh.
Reading EW and watching Animal Planet.
Allyson - Jun 08, 2006 10:06:52 am PDT #253 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm Jack Bauer. And this is the longest commute of my life.
AHHHH HA HA
The 405 during Friday evening rush hour, while it's raining.
Liese S. - Jun 08, 2006 4:18:50 pm PDT #254 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Bwah! Too funny.
Jack waiting in line to renew his vehicle registration.
DebetEsse - Jun 08, 2006 6:28:56 pm PDT #255 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
You guys have met Fox, right? If they started airing ads that clever, it's time to cash in the 401K and enjoy the last few days of existence.