Bwah! Too funny.
Jack waiting in line to renew his vehicle registration.
I didn't create the troll. I didn't date the troll. In fact I hate the troll. I helped deflate the troll-- All done.
Willow ,'Potential'
The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Liese S. - Jun 08, 2006 4:18:50 pm PDT #254 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
DebetEsse - Jun 08, 2006 6:28:56 pm PDT #255 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
You guys have met Fox, right? If they started airing ads that clever, it's time to cash in the 401K and enjoy the last few days of existence.
DCJensen - Jun 08, 2006 6:49:08 pm PDT #256 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Close up of Jack looking at his watch, the watch, ticking towards the top of the hour. Back to jack, back to the watch. He glances up. We only see his haunted eyes widening in concern and frustration. Back down to the watch. as the last seconds tick off. The watch dial ticks to the last seconds, as Jack closes his eyes.
We hear a key in a lock, a door opening. "Good morning! Joe's Java hut welcomes you to another day. Your usual, mr B?"
"Yeah."
"Joe! Three triple expresso's in a takaway."
"Got it! Must be Mr Bauer. Hi Jack!"
sumi - Jun 08, 2006 7:10:46 pm PDT #257 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Wow, three triple expressos and he never needs the bathroom.
aurelia - Jun 08, 2006 8:26:55 pm PDT #258 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
(View of LA from helicoptor)
VO: On January __
(Intense music)
VO: Jack Bauer will face a threat so terrifying...
(cut to time clock)
beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep
(Silence, black screen)
VO: But what is Jack doing now?
(cut to Dry Cleaner's where Jack is digging through his pockets for his claim ticket)
(he can't find it)
Jack: You'll just have to trust me.
(cut to time clock) beep beep beep
-t - Jun 08, 2006 8:58:45 pm PDT #259 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Genius!
Allyson - Jun 09, 2006 10:32:19 am PDT #260 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
More Drive casting:
Frances Callier: [link]
April Grace: [link]
Taryn Manning: [link]
ETA: IMDb says that Taryn Manning has a 3rd degree green belt in karate. Has been the State Champion in Karate in Arizona.
Also does tae bo, but I am ignoring that part.
Jackal - Jun 09, 2006 10:46:56 am PDT #261 of 10001
It's not that I'm the only one, it's that I'm the honest one.
Thanks for the update, Allyson. I'm guessing Taryn Manning plays Corinna...?
Allyson - Jun 09, 2006 10:49:12 am PDT #262 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh. That would have been helpful.
Manning - Ellie
Grace - Susan
Callier - Patrice
Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 10:50:03 am PDT #263 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
IMDb says that Taryn Manning has a 3rd degree green belt in karate. Has been the State Champion in Karate in Arizona.
Wow, crazy! A friend of mine worked on a movie she was in, Cult.