It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Tamara - Jun 07, 2006 7:58:04 am PDT #236 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

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Nice article with Tim mentioned.


Kristen - Jun 07, 2006 10:59:24 pm PDT #237 of 10001

Hmmm...this is...odd.

FOX COUNTING DOWN TO '24' PIC
Hit series headed to the bigscreen

After years of speculation, the clock's officially ticking down toward a "24" feature film. Twentieth Century Fox has closed a deal with series creators Robert Cochran and Joel Surnow, as well as showrunner Howard Gordon, to bring the Kiefer Sutherland real-time thriller to the bigscreen.

Clearly, they're going to have to abandon the series format. Though marketing the worst 90 minutes of Jack Bauer's life could be funny.

ETA: After reading the rest, HA:

Current plan calls for the "24" feature to abandon the real-time conceit of the TV show, making Sutherland's Jack Bauer, rather than the clock, the star.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 5:21:50 am PDT #238 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Though marketing the worst 90 minutes of Jack Bauer's life could be funny.

Aw, I would love this SO much. It's a shame they're not going in that direction.


sumi - Jun 08, 2006 5:38:55 am PDT #239 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

It would be very very funny. Why won't they make that for us?


Frankenbuddha - Jun 08, 2006 6:19:45 am PDT #240 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Why won't they make that for us?

Because it's kinda hard to top a day when he actually died? Although part of me think that's the best rest Jack's managed to get in the last 5 years.


aurelia - Jun 08, 2006 7:26:50 am PDT #241 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I know people who thought The Sentinel was a 24 movie.

I don't think I'd be very interested in a movie that bails on the concept. No Tony & Michelle and no real-time? Eh.

I am still irrationally attached to my idea of how to promote new seasons of 24. 15 seconds of Jack brushing his teeth, eating cereal, pumping gas, grocery shopping, folding laundry, etc. There could be a whole series of them each ending with some ominous tag line.


Jessica - Jun 08, 2006 7:28:39 am PDT #242 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I am still irrationally attached to my idea of how to promote new seasons of 24. 15 seconds of Jack brushing his teeth, eating cereal, pumping gas, grocery shopping, folding laundry, etc. There could be a whole series of them each ending with some ominous tag line.

Okay, this may just be my favorite idea EVAR.


-t - Jun 08, 2006 8:10:53 am PDT #243 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I love that promotional idea SO MUCH.


Vortex - Jun 08, 2006 8:21:48 am PDT #244 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I am still irrationally attached to my idea of how to promote new seasons of 24. 15 seconds of Jack brushing his teeth, eating cereal, pumping gas, grocery shopping, folding laundry, etc. There could be a whole series of them each ending with some ominous tag line.

YES, YES, YES.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 8:24:01 am PDT #245 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wanna see a one-minute commercial of Jack on hold for computer tech support....