Buffistas

Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'

The Minearverse 5: Closer to the Earth, Further from the Ax

Closed Film and TV threads

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls, The Inside and Drive), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.

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DCJensen - Jun 08, 2006 6:49:08 pm PDT #256 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Close up of Jack looking at his watch, the watch, ticking towards the top of the hour. Back to jack, back to the watch. He glances up. We only see his haunted eyes widening in concern and frustration. Back down to the watch. as the last seconds tick off. The watch dial ticks to the last seconds, as Jack closes his eyes.

We hear a key in a lock, a door opening. "Good morning! Joe's Java hut welcomes you to another day. Your usual, mr B?"

"Yeah."

"Joe! Three triple expresso's in a takaway."

"Got it! Must be Mr Bauer. Hi Jack!"

sumi - Jun 08, 2006 7:10:46 pm PDT #257 of 10001

Art Crawl!!!

Wow, three triple expressos and he never needs the bathroom.

aurelia - Jun 08, 2006 8:26:55 pm PDT #258 of 10001

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

(View of LA from helicoptor)

VO: On January __

(Intense music)

VO: Jack Bauer will face a threat so terrifying...

(cut to time clock)
beep beep beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

(Silence, black screen)

VO: But what is Jack doing now?

(cut to Dry Cleaner's where Jack is digging through his pockets for his claim ticket)

(he can't find it)

Jack: You'll just have to trust me.

(cut to time clock) beep beep beep

-t - Jun 08, 2006 8:58:45 pm PDT #259 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Genius!

Allyson - Jun 09, 2006 10:32:19 am PDT #260 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

More Drive casting:

Frances Callier: [link]

April Grace: [link]

Taryn Manning: [link]

ETA: IMDb says that Taryn Manning has a 3rd degree green belt in karate. Has been the State Champion in Karate in Arizona.

Also does tae bo, but I am ignoring that part.

Jackal - Jun 09, 2006 10:46:56 am PDT #261 of 10001

It's not that I'm the only one, it's that I'm the honest one.

Thanks for the update, Allyson. I'm guessing Taryn Manning plays Corinna...?

Allyson - Jun 09, 2006 10:49:12 am PDT #262 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Oh. That would have been helpful.

Manning - Ellie

Grace - Susan

Callier - Patrice

Polter-Cow - Jun 09, 2006 10:50:03 am PDT #263 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

IMDb says that Taryn Manning has a 3rd degree green belt in karate. Has been the State Champion in Karate in Arizona.

Wow, crazy! A friend of mine worked on a movie she was in, Cult.

Allyson - Jun 09, 2006 11:08:51 am PDT #264 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Kristin Lehmann is Corinna.

Dana - Jun 09, 2006 11:24:00 am PDT #265 of 10001

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Oh, from Strange World. Right?

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