I was having leg cramps before they were cool. Here's what I do about them. Find a pair of nylons, wrap around cramping foot, use long piece still left to pull on and help your leg to stretch.
I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.
Mal ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jun 13, 2006 12:06:45 pm PDT #9454 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2006 12:08:11 pm PDT #9455 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
and Seth Green, who is filthy stinkin' rich and a decade younger than me and before whom, if actual contact ever happened, I would be dead certain to make such a fannish ass of myself that he wouldn't touch me with a 10-foot pole (but he'd be all nice and polite about it, because that's how he is, which is why he's on my List).
I've run into him on public transportation twice now. I could FedEx him to you...
Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2006 12:10:49 pm PDT #9456 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A friend of mine has seen Sufjan Stevens on the subway twice now.
Jars - Jun 13, 2006 12:12:03 pm PDT #9457 of 10002
A friend of mine has seen Sufjan Stevens on the subway twice now.
I'm not entirely sure I could prevent myself from hugging him. Ever so gently.
Steph L. - Jun 13, 2006 12:12:05 pm PDT #9458 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Remotely real-world accessible=OFF THE LIST. This seems like a good safe rule.
t crosses JZ off List
t grumbles
t moves George Clooney up a notch
JZ - Jun 13, 2006 12:12:27 pm PDT #9459 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I could FedEx him to you...
He'd just perfectly fit in a FedEx envelope, wouldn't he?
Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2006 12:14:39 pm PDT #9460 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
He'd just perfectly fit in a FedEx envelope, wouldn't he?
He really would. So long as I can smooch him first I'll be happy to do it.
ChiKat - Jun 13, 2006 12:14:43 pm PDT #9461 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I ran into George Clooney a few years ago, but he's still on my List. I made an ass of myself in front of him, so I figure he's safe because I'll likely never see him again and even if I do, I won't be near his list.
brenda m - Jun 13, 2006 12:16:01 pm PDT #9462 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I hope it's a good offer. And my job description does not include such things as "Feed the sharks every Tuesday."
"Other duties as assigned" can cover a multitude of sins. Though personally I'd be happy to have that in my job description. (I almost wrote "on my list" and then realized that that would be a clash of conversations nobody needs to see.)
sj - Jun 13, 2006 12:17:03 pm PDT #9463 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
One of those stupid telemarketers just called to talk to Teacup Guy, and when I told him he was at work he wanted to know if he was speaking to Mrs. Teacup Guy, my response was something along the lines of a mumbled, "What? No!" like a silly teenager. It was so weird to hear someone say that.