Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jun 13, 2006 12:05:31 pm PDT #9453 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I forgot to mention that the orb is out today and there is nothing wet falling from the sky! It went right from way too cold to too hot, which is just about normal for New England.


erikaj - Jun 13, 2006 12:06:45 pm PDT #9454 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

I was having leg cramps before they were cool. Here's what I do about them. Find a pair of nylons, wrap around cramping foot, use long piece still left to pull on and help your leg to stretch.


Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2006 12:08:11 pm PDT #9455 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

and Seth Green, who is filthy stinkin' rich and a decade younger than me and before whom, if actual contact ever happened, I would be dead certain to make such a fannish ass of myself that he wouldn't touch me with a 10-foot pole (but he'd be all nice and polite about it, because that's how he is, which is why he's on my List).

I've run into him on public transportation twice now. I could FedEx him to you...


Polter-Cow - Jun 13, 2006 12:10:49 pm PDT #9456 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

A friend of mine has seen Sufjan Stevens on the subway twice now.


Jars - Jun 13, 2006 12:12:03 pm PDT #9457 of 10002

A friend of mine has seen Sufjan Stevens on the subway twice now.

I'm not entirely sure I could prevent myself from hugging him. Ever so gently.


Steph L. - Jun 13, 2006 12:12:05 pm PDT #9458 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Remotely real-world accessible=OFF THE LIST. This seems like a good safe rule.

t crosses JZ off List

t grumbles

t moves George Clooney up a notch


JZ - Jun 13, 2006 12:12:27 pm PDT #9459 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I could FedEx him to you...

He'd just perfectly fit in a FedEx envelope, wouldn't he?


Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2006 12:14:39 pm PDT #9460 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

He'd just perfectly fit in a FedEx envelope, wouldn't he?

He really would. So long as I can smooch him first I'll be happy to do it.


ChiKat - Jun 13, 2006 12:14:43 pm PDT #9461 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I ran into George Clooney a few years ago, but he's still on my List. I made an ass of myself in front of him, so I figure he's safe because I'll likely never see him again and even if I do, I won't be near his list.


brenda m - Jun 13, 2006 12:16:01 pm PDT #9462 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I hope it's a good offer. And my job description does not include such things as "Feed the sharks every Tuesday."

"Other duties as assigned" can cover a multitude of sins. Though personally I'd be happy to have that in my job description. (I almost wrote "on my list" and then realized that that would be a clash of conversations nobody needs to see.)