It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jun 12, 2006 3:55:19 am PDT #9071 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, Cindy.


meara - Jun 12, 2006 4:43:42 am PDT #9072 of 10002

There's hi, hello kisses, fuck-off kisses, I-hate-you-let's-fuck kisses, long slow kisses that taste like spring kisses, frantic drunk sex-in-an-bathroom kisses, apology kisses, you-are-amazing kisses... Careful kisses, careless kisses, caring kisses. Wrestling matches in the mouth. Tougnastics. Wine-tasting kisses. Apples-in-fall kisses. Tequila at midnight kisses.

NOT FAIR. I'm going to JURY DUTY right now, not someplace where I can MAKE OUT. Sigh. I loooooooove kissing. Touching-all-night-but-only-now-after-hours-getting-to-the-kissing. This-can't-go-any-farther-but-damn-kissing. Sigh. AAAAH.

Wow, Fay, 1000 pounds a week? Eeek! But you would totally be required to do a little "ARRRR" and "Avast, mateys!"


Steph L. - Jun 12, 2006 4:50:16 am PDT #9073 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Raq, your hair looks gorgeous!


SuziQ - Jun 12, 2006 4:51:50 am PDT #9074 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Kissing is good. All this kissing talk has taken me to a lovely mental place...

Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

Nora - UTI-monsters need to GO AWAY.

Raq - GUH! I mean, wow! Sexy! And the haircut is nice too.


sumi - Jun 12, 2006 4:54:00 am PDT #9075 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Woo hoo Kristin! You're done grading!!!


erikaj - Jun 12, 2006 5:13:41 am PDT #9076 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Also missing kissing, thanks to Erin.(Little too early to really crave it, but soon I will) Looking at lineoleum as I am.


P.M. Marc - Jun 12, 2006 5:16:01 am PDT #9077 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wow, Raq! The cut's fantastic.

Also, Mal's tongue is a scary, scary thing! It's Gene Simmonsish! Though Mal himself is increasing in cuteness on a daily basis.


Volans - Jun 12, 2006 5:31:33 am PDT #9078 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Thanks, guys! I was hoping the cut wouldn't be too mommy-ish.

Your hair is naturally curly, right? Can you just scrunch and go with the new 'do?

Yes and yes. Which is the way I like it. And also the way that keeps Mal from getting bored while I'm in the bathroom and dropping my makeup down the bidet.

Oh man, Nora - hope that clears up posthaste.

Mal and I had a pretty good day, despite the lack of beach. We were out and about for hours, and just beat the monsoon-like deluge home.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 12, 2006 5:32:35 am PDT #9079 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I have acquired antibiotics. bacteria, FEAR ME! Except the nice bacteria. You guys stay.

I read about folks toughing it out with gallons of water and cranberry juice, and all, but... I can't. I've tried. Now I know that once I am doubled over in pain, it's to the doctor's I go. I don't like having anti-b's but I'm pretty sure I would like a kidney infection a whole lot less.


beth b - Jun 12, 2006 5:37:30 am PDT #9080 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

fast healing Nora