There are times when I do things because I think "If Hec(Just as a completely hypothetical example) heard I backed out, there'd be no living with the man. Is it worth being a candyass if I have to tell him about it?" Mostly not.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jun 11, 2006 10:15:21 am PDT #8962 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
sj - Jun 11, 2006 10:44:20 am PDT #8963 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ortiz just got a walk off home run to win the Red Sox game, which is making me smile. I think I see if I can continue the better mood by taking a long, hot bath, and then seeing what kind of fishnets I have to wear tonight, because hot baths and fishnet stockings make everything better.
Strix - Jun 11, 2006 11:07:44 am PDT #8964 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dude, remember "fake it till you make it."
A great perfume, fishnets, amazing eye makeup and elegant posture go a LONG way towards this.
Pretend there's a wire holding your head to the ceiling, hold your shoulders back, relax everything else, and fucking swagger like you own the fucking world. And smile kindly at everyone, like you are reassuring them that they too are wonderful people.
You may be a mess inside, but no one will ever guess. Believe me, it works. It's my Number 1 Sexy Lady Magic Trick.
DCJensen - Jun 11, 2006 11:09:04 am PDT #8965 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
The Caprice now has a brand new radiator. Rock.
erikaj - Jun 11, 2006 11:09:16 am PDT #8966 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
(takes notes, although the swagger might be a trick)
SuziQ - Jun 11, 2006 11:09:24 am PDT #8967 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
And the A's have swept the Yankees!!! And they are back over 500 again.
Strix - Jun 11, 2006 11:12:35 am PDT #8968 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
swagger is not in legs, erika!
erikaj - Jun 11, 2006 11:22:12 am PDT #8969 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
True...you could totally break Faith's leg and she'd still have one.
DavidS - Jun 11, 2006 11:25:47 am PDT #8970 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And the A's have swept the Yankees!!! And they are back over 500 again.
Fuck yeah! Swish got an inside the park homerun too when Damon clunked heads with Melky.
I found Go Go Robics by the World Famous Pontani Sisters in the discount bin and I'm enjoying their go-go action. Rocking surf guitar and garage band music, cool cutie costumes and dance moves like "The Hee Haw Pony." Plus healthful! Also, they have fun/cheesy cooking tips as well.
sj - Jun 11, 2006 11:50:26 am PDT #8971 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Pretend there's a wire holding your head to the ceiling, hold your shoulders back, relax everything else, and fucking swagger like you own the fucking world. And smile kindly at everyone, like you are reassuring them that they too are wonderful people.
I think the posture and the swagger are beyond me. I'll be happy if I can manage to stay on my feet long enough to find a seat.