It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Jun 11, 2006 11:22:12 am PDT #8969 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

True...you could totally break Faith's leg and she'd still have one.


DavidS - Jun 11, 2006 11:25:47 am PDT #8970 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And the A's have swept the Yankees!!! And they are back over 500 again.

Fuck yeah! Swish got an inside the park homerun too when Damon clunked heads with Melky.

I found Go Go Robics by the World Famous Pontani Sisters in the discount bin and I'm enjoying their go-go action. Rocking surf guitar and garage band music, cool cutie costumes and dance moves like "The Hee Haw Pony." Plus healthful! Also, they have fun/cheesy cooking tips as well.


sj - Jun 11, 2006 11:50:26 am PDT #8971 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Pretend there's a wire holding your head to the ceiling, hold your shoulders back, relax everything else, and fucking swagger like you own the fucking world. And smile kindly at everyone, like you are reassuring them that they too are wonderful people.

I think the posture and the swagger are beyond me. I'll be happy if I can manage to stay on my feet long enough to find a seat.


P.M. Marc - Jun 11, 2006 11:55:56 am PDT #8972 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

sj, your eyes can swagger. While you are seated in relative comfort.


sj - Jun 11, 2006 12:17:36 pm PDT #8973 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Since I am already being vain and needy today, I guess I should ask, do I look ok?


d - Jun 11, 2006 12:19:49 pm PDT #8974 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

You look smokin' to me.


ChiKat - Jun 11, 2006 12:30:48 pm PDT #8975 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Okay doesn't even begin to describe how you look. Smokin', sexy, and stunning are much better adjectives.


sj - Jun 11, 2006 12:39:26 pm PDT #8976 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks, both of you! Dave just came in and looked happy to see me, so I think I'll let that kill the demons for today at least. We have to run now; have a nice evening everyone.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 11, 2006 12:40:05 pm PDT #8977 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sheeesh, sj. You look great!

Go and have a good time


vw bug - Jun 11, 2006 12:59:12 pm PDT #8978 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

sj, you look fabulous! I hope you have fun...at least a little.

I have conquered my math homework. Just four more weeks of this. I can totally do it.

How do people who don't have an Emily make it through math? SO glad I'm finishing this up before she moves!