Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jun 08, 2006 3:52:06 pm PDT #8587 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yay for new kitties!!


Katerina Bee - Jun 08, 2006 4:05:24 pm PDT #8588 of 10002
Herding cats for fun

Well. Looks like I'm going to a summer wedding, in the park. What to wear, what to wear? I haven't a thing to wear. Quick! Ask the Bitches, they'll know what to do.

Cashmere: Mittens or boxing gloves, duct-taped to his poor little arms. That'll slow him down.

Yay kitties!


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2006 4:09:26 pm PDT #8589 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay kitties!

(New kitties are pretty much always a 'yay' occasion, huh? But those two look like sweeties.)


Deena - Jun 08, 2006 4:20:36 pm PDT #8590 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Every time he gets naked, bring him to the bathroom and see if he'll give it a shot.

Smart Cindy. He might just be ready to start doing things like the big boys.

I like hairstyles 2, 4 and 6. The Myspace link didn't work for me.

Nothing like starting a post and then being abused by babies before finishing it. It'll be interesting to see if this post is anywhere near where it started.

eta freakin' formatting.

again with the edits.


Trudy Booth - Jun 08, 2006 4:55:03 pm PDT #8591 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

On the contrary, my dearest Bev, whenever I own wristwatches with a metal band, I find that, with daily wearing, the underside of the watchband becomes *severely* corroded in about 3-4 months. Also, bugs never bite me.

I am, apparently, extremely acidic. (Or is it alkalinic? I'm assuming acidic, because I have the ability to CORRODE METAL.) I have the feeling that that plays a large part in the reason that BPAL turns to Play-Doh on me.

If I were a super-villain, my power would be my acidic-ness. I'd get all sweaty and then *hug* the superhero(ine), and my acid-ness would leave them powerless. *Powerless,* I tell you!!!

I've heard the theory that they bite everyone and some people just don't react.

After X-Men we were pondering lame mutations. Like, the one sucker who is able to organize mergers and acquisitions with remarkable efficiency -- his costume is a suit and is mocked endlessly by the bad-ass looking mutants.

I'm tempted to find some complicted shorts that he'll have trouble getting off--but then when I actually want to start the toilet training, that could work against me. I'm also tempted to let him roam free and wild in the back yard during the day--sort of like a baby goat but with less grass eating.

That's a potty training technique (well, it was on Yes Dear )

My cousin used her daughters nudist urges for potty training. If C kept dry all day she could have naked time before bed that night. She would tear around the house, it was hysterical.


Ailleann - Jun 08, 2006 4:58:15 pm PDT #8592 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

I wanna go see Lifehouse on Monday. I need to find a friend to go with me.

waves in a friend-like manner

I have no plans on Monday! (But I won't be disappointed if you have, you know, other friends.)


SailAweigh - Jun 08, 2006 5:09:11 pm PDT #8593 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

GC, I like #1, 3 and 4, with #4 being my favorite. Also, the myspace link didn't work for me, either.


billytea - Jun 08, 2006 5:56:49 pm PDT #8594 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

On the contrary, my dearest Bev, whenever I own wristwatches with a metal band, I find that, with daily wearing, the underside of the watchband becomes *severely* corroded in about 3-4 months. Also, bugs never bite me.

Dude! Sugar would totally do that!


-t - Jun 08, 2006 6:01:20 pm PDT #8595 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, beth, your poor friend! Much ~ma


Typo Boy - Jun 08, 2006 6:02:52 pm PDT #8596 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Oh Christ Beth. Best wishes for your friend.