Could be a C-secton baby.
Yep. Breech position, scheduled C.
As I reveal the depths of my lameness.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
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P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2006 8:14:50 am PDT #8497 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:18:24 am PDT #8498 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I was about to say that Em was a c-section and she was all red because for some unknown reason, I momentarily forgot that she was stuck and I pushed for two hours. So, yeah, she was red. And then jaundiced. She was like my hair color; No one knew what her natural color was.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 08, 2006 8:20:02 am PDT #8499 of 10002
What is even happening?
That's okay, Plei. I will reveal the depths of my own lameness: I am ridiculously thrilled I did not remember the Jolie-Pitt baby name (even after Aimee posted it--not until I looked at the pictures), or know that she was delivered via C-section.
flea - Jun 08, 2006 8:20:34 am PDT #8500 of 10002
information libertarian
Casper, an hour old, not a c-section. As my goolie can tell you, she just has a hard hard head. [link]
Later, she got ugly: [link]
Amy - Jun 08, 2006 8:27:29 am PDT #8501 of 10002
Because books.
Could be a C-secton baby.
Jake was like that -- round and perfect and not at all banged up. He was also, I thought, a gorgeous golden hue, like a little surfer baby. Then they told me he was jaundiced.
Later, she got ugly
Aw! Not at all. Infact acne is so sad -- Sara had it, too.
P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2006 8:29:14 am PDT #8502 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
There are very few pictures of Lillian at 3 weeks on account of the baby zits from hell.
Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:40:39 am PDT #8503 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We lucked out and Em didn't get the baby zits, but she gat a hellacious case of cap-head. Poor thing had so much olive oil on her that she was almost pesto.
DavidS - Jun 08, 2006 8:45:56 am PDT #8504 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Poor thing had so much olive oil on her that she was almost pesto.
"Joe! Do not put pine nuts on the baby! No."
Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:46:43 am PDT #8505 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Seriously! It was totally like that!
Volans - Jun 08, 2006 9:00:11 am PDT #8506 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Stephen Colbert spoiled me in his Knox commencement speech
Hah! I wondered if you were going to read that. (Still my favorite book).
Robert said he knew which baby was ours by "It's the big purple one with the conehead, right?"