Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

Spike ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jun 08, 2006 8:27:29 am PDT #8501 of 10002
Because books.

Could be a C-secton baby.

Jake was like that -- round and perfect and not at all banged up. He was also, I thought, a gorgeous golden hue, like a little surfer baby. Then they told me he was jaundiced.

Later, she got ugly

Aw! Not at all. Infact acne is so sad -- Sara had it, too.


P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2006 8:29:14 am PDT #8502 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

There are very few pictures of Lillian at 3 weeks on account of the baby zits from hell.


Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:40:39 am PDT #8503 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We lucked out and Em didn't get the baby zits, but she gat a hellacious case of cap-head. Poor thing had so much olive oil on her that she was almost pesto.


DavidS - Jun 08, 2006 8:45:56 am PDT #8504 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Poor thing had so much olive oil on her that she was almost pesto.

"Joe! Do not put pine nuts on the baby! No."


Aims - Jun 08, 2006 8:46:43 am PDT #8505 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Seriously! It was totally like that!


Volans - Jun 08, 2006 9:00:11 am PDT #8506 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Stephen Colbert spoiled me in his Knox commencement speech

Hah! I wondered if you were going to read that. (Still my favorite book).

Robert said he knew which baby was ours by "It's the big purple one with the conehead, right?"


Pix - Jun 08, 2006 9:35:13 am PDT #8507 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My sister saw a beaver strolling across her backyard the other day.

This sounds like the beginning of a dirty joke.


Polter-Cow - Jun 08, 2006 9:47:10 am PDT #8508 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hah! I wondered if you were going to read that. (Still my favorite book).

I really like about 75% of it. I love the detective stuff and the logic stuff and most of the philosophy stuff, but every time there are popes and cardinals and plenary indulgences involved, I just zone out. It's like Eco's deliberately ramming his narrative into a wall every twenty pages.


vw bug - Jun 08, 2006 10:46:22 am PDT #8509 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

What happened to everyone???


Amy - Jun 08, 2006 10:48:17 am PDT #8510 of 10002
Because books.

I'm watching Mad About You on Oxygen and pretending to write. And eating chocolate chip cookies.