We lucked out and Em didn't get the baby zits, but she gat a hellacious case of cap-head. Poor thing had so much olive oil on her that she was almost pesto.
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Poor thing had so much olive oil on her that she was almost pesto.
"Joe! Do not put pine nuts on the baby! No."
Seriously! It was totally like that!
Stephen Colbert spoiled me in his Knox commencement speech
Hah! I wondered if you were going to read that. (Still my favorite book).
Robert said he knew which baby was ours by "It's the big purple one with the conehead, right?"
My sister saw a beaver strolling across her backyard the other day.
This sounds like the beginning of a dirty joke.
Hah! I wondered if you were going to read that. (Still my favorite book).
I really like about 75% of it. I love the detective stuff and the logic stuff and most of the philosophy stuff, but every time there are popes and cardinals and plenary indulgences involved, I just zone out. It's like Eco's deliberately ramming his narrative into a wall every twenty pages.
What happened to everyone???
I'm watching Mad About You on Oxygen and pretending to write. And eating chocolate chip cookies.
I'm at work. And just realized that I double booked myself for tomorrow night. This is what trying to be social gets me.
I have to find a polite way to back out of my plans with person #2. I kind of want to go to the event we were talking about, but I'd have to go later than she can. I'm going to suggest that maybe we get together Saturday afternoon. But i'm not sure how to explain that I didn't realise there would be a conflict with my other thing.
Or maybe I should just be vague and say something came up and can we reschedule.
vw-- did you find your keys?
I've been paying bills and beating my bank statement into submission.