Buffista, Comma Abuser, likes to, use too many, coomas. Whenever have, brainfart, put comma. Never, too many. Use more = loojk smart.
Turns out 1-hand typing skills: not so hot.
Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Katerina Bee - Jun 07, 2006 8:12:56 am PDT #8297 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Beverly - Jun 07, 2006 8:14:22 am PDT #8298 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Is your other hand occupied by kittens, Katie?
Katerina Bee - Jun 07, 2006 8:17:01 am PDT #8299 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
Beverly gets it in one! Left hand was cradling little Waffle, but he's awake now and galumphing down the hallway with the greatest vim and vigor.
Sparky1 - Jun 07, 2006 8:17:25 am PDT #8300 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
Hurrah for Suzi and her iron!
-t, that'd be fabulous. He's jeffabra at rocketmail dot com.
Poor P-C. Commuting sux!
-t - Jun 07, 2006 8:18:07 am PDT #8301 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Aww, kittens.
Dessert means no angst, right, P-C?
(Eta: e-mail passed on, Sparky. I'm fairly certain she'll be happy to help)
SuziQ - Jun 07, 2006 8:25:00 am PDT #8302 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Ok - kid report.
Just got a call from CJ's teacher. He is not in trouble. She was calling to make sure he would be at school at 6:45 Friday night for their class show. Apparently he is the star. The show is called "Comedy All-Stars". This is gonna be scary.
Now, nothing can be easy. He has his last Little League game at 5:30. Luckily the field is right next to his school, so he can make MOST of the game and then scoot over for his time in the spotlight.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2006 8:25:30 am PDT #8303 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Dessert means no angst, right, P-C?
I have no idea what it means or what it signifies or what could happen tonight and what she is thinking and so I have decided thinking is bad and should not be done ever.
Conversation that just occurred between a co-worker and me:
"How are you?"
"I'm frazzled."
"Really? You don't look frazzled. You look calm and collected."
"I hide it well."
"I'd like to do that. Is it a learned behavior?"
"No, it's a coping mechanism."
At which point she cacked like a hyena.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 07, 2006 8:26:25 am PDT #8304 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I have decided thinking is bad and should not be done ever.
heh. you and me both, my friend.
brenda m - Jun 07, 2006 8:27:55 am PDT #8305 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Heh. Had a little downtime, so I shot off emails to my boss and my minion asking each of them if they needed my help with anything. Almost simultaneously, I get back:
MINION: You could kill [BOSS] for me.
BOSS: Give [MINION] a Quaalude.
Think I'll just stay over here in my corner, thanks.
Amy - Jun 07, 2006 8:29:36 am PDT #8306 of 10002
Because books.
MINION: You could kill [BOSS] for me.
BOSS: Give [MINION] a Quaalude.
Bwah!