You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - May 30, 2006 11:33:51 am PDT #6790 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Anyone else impressed how we've seen to it that MM will never go to a tittie bar again?

t bows low before Empress to accept that whole sword-shoulder-tap-thing


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:34:00 am PDT #6791 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Well, as a parent, I've redefined gross.

Does it now mean "sexy"?


Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:36:26 am PDT #6792 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.

See, that? Is sound advice.

Happy place.


P.M. Marc - May 30, 2006 11:36:43 am PDT #6793 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I was just being funny, Plei. But a lot of things are better than they sound.

See... I didn't have to undergo it, but it sounds SO UNCOMFORTABLE OMG once you know what it was and if you know what an internal feels like at that stage.

ZOMG.

::shudder::


Amy - May 30, 2006 11:37:32 am PDT #6794 of 10002
Because books.

if you know what an internal feels like at that stage

Oh, OUCH.


Deena - May 30, 2006 11:37:51 am PDT #6795 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Gah. I'm shuddering in sympathy. You know, I would have preferred an IUD to having my tubes tied, I think. I wish my doctor had seen fit to suggest it.

P-C, insent.


juliana - May 30, 2006 11:39:38 am PDT #6796 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ZOMG, I'm not usually twitchy about the whole pregnancy/girlie bits things, but this entire discussion has me jumpy. Thankfully Christian Kane is singing to me (YES, JUST TO ME), so I can calm down a bit.


JZ - May 30, 2006 11:39:43 am PDT #6797 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.

Personally, I am so squick-avoidant that even though I may possibly experience it in a few short months, I still have no idea what it means because whenever I come across the phrase in a baby book I instantly skip to the next chapter. Sometimes two chapters on, just to be safe. Sometimes I have to go all the way back to the beginning and soothe myself with Chapter One, all about Madame Egg's magical journey to meet Messrs. Sperm, in order to completely soothe my jangled weeping brain.

Also, thanks for all the "birthday" "wishes!" This is the best fake birthday for someone else's scheduling convenience EVAR!


Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:43:45 am PDT #6798 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

P-C, insent.

Backflung.

Thankfully Christian Kane is singing to me (YES, JUST TO ME), so I can calm down a bit.

He's in your office with a microphone and guitar? Cool!

This is the best fake birthday for someone else's scheduling convenience EVAR!

Beating out the Great Fake Birthday for Someone Else's Scheduling Convenience of '72.


juliana - May 30, 2006 11:49:40 am PDT #6799 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Thankfully Christian Kane is singing to me (YES, JUST TO ME), so I can calm down a bit.

He's in your office with a microphone and guitar? Cool!

If he was, do you think I'd be bothering to post with y'all? Hell, do you think I'd leave him alone long enough to let him to sing?