Well, as a parent, I've redefined gross.
Does it now mean "sexy"?
Whoa! I... I think I'm having a thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought. Now I'm having a plan. Now I'm having a wiggins.
Xander ,'First Date'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:34:00 am PDT #6791 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Miracleman - May 30, 2006 11:36:26 am PDT #6792 of 10002
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Just try to pretend the word "membrane" isn't there, and you'll be fine.
See, that? Is sound advice.
Happy place.
P.M. Marc - May 30, 2006 11:36:43 am PDT #6793 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I was just being funny, Plei. But a lot of things are better than they sound.
See... I didn't have to undergo it, but it sounds SO UNCOMFORTABLE OMG once you know what it was and if you know what an internal feels like at that stage.
ZOMG.
::shudder::
Amy - May 30, 2006 11:37:32 am PDT #6794 of 10002
Because books.
if you know what an internal feels like at that stage
Oh, OUCH.
Deena - May 30, 2006 11:37:51 am PDT #6795 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Gah. I'm shuddering in sympathy. You know, I would have preferred an IUD to having my tubes tied, I think. I wish my doctor had seen fit to suggest it.
P-C, insent.
juliana - May 30, 2006 11:39:38 am PDT #6796 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
ZOMG, I'm not usually twitchy about the whole pregnancy/girlie bits things, but this entire discussion has me jumpy. Thankfully Christian Kane is singing to me (YES, JUST TO ME), so I can calm down a bit.
JZ - May 30, 2006 11:39:43 am PDT #6797 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
It's not as gross as it sounds, I think. Just cause nothing is as gross as that sounds.
Personally, I am so squick-avoidant that even though I may possibly experience it in a few short months, I still have no idea what it means because whenever I come across the phrase in a baby book I instantly skip to the next chapter. Sometimes two chapters on, just to be safe. Sometimes I have to go all the way back to the beginning and soothe myself with Chapter One, all about Madame Egg's magical journey to meet Messrs. Sperm, in order to completely soothe my jangled weeping brain.
Also, thanks for all the "birthday" "wishes!" This is the best fake birthday for someone else's scheduling convenience EVAR!
Polter-Cow - May 30, 2006 11:43:45 am PDT #6798 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
P-C, insent.
Backflung.
Thankfully Christian Kane is singing to me (YES, JUST TO ME), so I can calm down a bit.
He's in your office with a microphone and guitar? Cool!
This is the best fake birthday for someone else's scheduling convenience EVAR!
Beating out the Great Fake Birthday for Someone Else's Scheduling Convenience of '72.
juliana - May 30, 2006 11:49:40 am PDT #6799 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Thankfully Christian Kane is singing to me (YES, JUST TO ME), so I can calm down a bit.
He's in your office with a microphone and guitar? Cool!
If he was, do you think I'd be bothering to post with y'all? Hell, do you think I'd leave him alone long enough to let him to sing?
Fay - May 30, 2006 12:22:26 pm PDT #6800 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Hey guys, how's it...guh! Christian Kane with a microphone and guitar?
thunk
...
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...I know that I had something to say, but I've no idea what it was.
If he was, do you think I'd be bothering to post with y'all? Hell, do you think I'd leave him alone long enough to let him to sing?
Honey, I feel confident that you could make him make all manner of exultant sounds.
...I was going to chime in on the whole 'P-C, dude, I really don't think guilt is called for unless your heart is seriously engaged and you're looking at interfering with the arranged marriage possibility' thing. Which, easy for me to say, I realise, but everyone has to draw their own lines and I know for DAMN sure that the guys here in Egypt who are doing the arranged marriage thing are not keeping their eyes and lips (or indeed hips) solely to themselves prior to (or indeed after) marrying an appropriate girl. Snoggage isn't Of The Bad' bandwagon.
Yeah. As I say, I was going to say that, but then I walked in on the Juliana/Christian Kane thing, so now I'm off to my bunk.
G'night y'all!