I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JohnSweden - Apr 21, 2006 10:12:37 am PDT #623 of 10002
I can't even.

Maybe she just typed 't' instead of 'bulous'. It's an easy typo to make.

Dude, that was smooooth. Also factually correct.


Volans - Apr 21, 2006 10:15:56 am PDT #624 of 10002
move out and draw fire

Smoove B. Gud.

actually, the people are silly, the cat has dignity

How weird is that? For the first time in YEARS I quoted Val's Halal this evening, and assumed I've never be able to find it again...and now "My Cat's Got Knees" is stuck in my head.


brenda m - Apr 21, 2006 10:26:38 am PDT #625 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"My Cat's Got Knees" is stuck in my head.

I just caught myself singing it out loud. Whoops.


Volans - Apr 21, 2006 10:36:57 am PDT #626 of 10002
move out and draw fire

I just picked my cat up and sang it using him to demonstrate.

I expect to have my eyes clawed out later tonight.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2006 10:39:33 am PDT #627 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Attn: Aimee!

Camel's milk could become the latest super food to hit the shelves of health food shops and upmarket retailers.

The United Nations is calling for the milk, which is rich in vitamins B and C and has 10 times more iron than cow's milk, to be sold to the West.

Camel's milk, which is slightly saltier than traditional milk, is drunk widely across the Arab world and is well suited to cheese production.

Harrods and Fortnum & Mason are said to be interested in the product.


brenda m - Apr 21, 2006 10:43:41 am PDT #628 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I just picked my cat up and sang it using him to demonstrate.

I'm already working on a dog version.


Aims - Apr 21, 2006 11:02:21 am PDT #629 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WOOHOO! Camel's milk!


vw bug - Apr 21, 2006 11:11:01 am PDT #630 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Ok. American Dreamz is HIL-arious!!


JZ - Apr 21, 2006 11:15:02 am PDT #631 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Ok. American Dreamz is HIL-arious!!

Awesome! Both because I'd been swooning over the director and cast and hoping that the film itself would be worthy, and also because you totally deserve a nice day out of the apartment seeing a HIL-arious movie. If I were a Somervillain I totally would've blown off my afternoon's work to go see it with you.


WindSparrow - Apr 21, 2006 11:15:32 am PDT #632 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Glad you had a good time at the movies, vw. You deserve it.

I keep expecting him to drawl "Bring me another brick, there's a good chap...I seem to have soiled myself."

I can't decide whether this is funnier in Stewie's voice, or Brain's.

Dude, I am so claiming Mal for my daughter, ya know, if I ever have one. And if the Buffistas ever get around to arranging marriages between their kids. Should that go in Bureaucracy or do we need a new thread for it?

Cash, I'm pretty sure Raq's right about it. Your friend was not trying to snub you, she just didn't feel she could bring in another party to the outing, so she did not mention it at all. Of course, she is going to feel soooooo awkward when her hubby tells her he mentioned the zoo to you.

edited to remove extraneous wrong, wrong, wrong apostrophe.