Umm.. there's a chance that Teppy wasn't really here.
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Umm.. there's a chance that Teppy wasn't really here.
In which case, clearly someone else sucks.
You?
No, Pete. Who has clearly snapped and gone on an identity-stealing rampage. It's terribly cute of him.
Adorable, even
Nuh uh. Wasn't me. Anyway, everyone knows Teppy doesn't suck; rumor has it she's more a licker and nibbler.
As for identity-theft, be thankful I chose not to make the Dark!Fay sock-puppet to mess with Fay's head a bit more. Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.
Perkins! To your corner!
As for identity-theft, be thankful I chose not to make the Dark!Fay sock-puppet to mess with Fay's head a bit more. Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.
Awesome! Tell me more!
Is it possible to love both Fay and Dark!Fay?
beep.
Hey! Stop that! I have done nothing to deserve beeping.
Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.
I can't help thinking that Dark!Fay, as described, would just make Fay!Fay swoon with giggly delight and say "Bless." at twice her usual rate.
ION, what sucks? Heartburn. All frigging day long. Apparently in pregnant women it can be triggered by caffeine, chocolate, or garlic, all three of which I had today (the garlic at least was inadvertent -- it was supposed to be a potato-cheddar cheese roll, but someone lied). I have got to stop living so close to the edge and taunting the abyss.
F, C, M for today: Caffeine, chocolate, garlic.