Mercy is the mark of a great man. Guess I'm just a good man. Well, I'm all right.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 24, 2006 6:34:02 pm PDT #5892 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Nuh uh. Wasn't me. Anyway, everyone knows Teppy doesn't suck; rumor has it she's more a licker and nibbler.

As for identity-theft, be thankful I chose not to make the Dark!Fay sock-puppet to mess with Fay's head a bit more. Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.

Perkins! To your corner!


Sparky1 - May 24, 2006 6:36:28 pm PDT #5893 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

As for identity-theft, be thankful I chose not to make the Dark!Fay sock-puppet to mess with Fay's head a bit more. Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.

Awesome! Tell me more!

Is it possible to love both Fay and Dark!Fay?


Lee - May 24, 2006 6:37:42 pm PDT #5894 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

beep.


Atropa - May 24, 2006 6:38:34 pm PDT #5895 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Hey! Stop that! I have done nothing to deserve beeping.


JZ - May 24, 2006 6:39:57 pm PDT #5896 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.

I can't help thinking that Dark!Fay, as described, would just make Fay!Fay swoon with giggly delight and say "Bless." at twice her usual rate.

ION, what sucks? Heartburn. All frigging day long. Apparently in pregnant women it can be triggered by caffeine, chocolate, or garlic, all three of which I had today (the garlic at least was inadvertent -- it was supposed to be a potato-cheddar cheese roll, but someone lied). I have got to stop living so close to the edge and taunting the abyss.

F, C, M for today: Caffeine, chocolate, garlic.


Sparky1 - May 24, 2006 6:41:11 pm PDT #5897 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Jilli, my DH loves to beep noses. Jeff never met his father, but after his father passed away we met many people who knew him and lo!, father was a serial beeper. It's genetic.


billytea - May 24, 2006 6:41:15 pm PDT #5898 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hey! Stop that! I have done nothing to deserve beeping.

Good point.

t ponk


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 24, 2006 6:44:37 pm PDT #5899 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I can't help thinking that Dark!Fay, as described, would just make Fay!Fay swoon with giggly delight and say "Bless." at twice her usual rate.

Yeah, maybe. Still a 'Bless & Curse' -off would have been interesting.


Lee - May 24, 2006 6:45:03 pm PDT #5900 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

but beep ing is fun!


billytea - May 24, 2006 6:47:42 pm PDT #5901 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, maybe. Still a 'Bless & Curse' -off would have been interesting.

We shall call it 'Blurse'.