Buckle up, kids! Daddy's puttin' the hammer down.

Spike ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 24, 2006 6:39:57 pm PDT #5896 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Dark!Fay would have stayed in America, dyed her hair black and be currently roaming the midwest with a motorcycle gang. She'd also be heard to utter the word "Curse." quite often as rythmic break in her cruel heartless banter.

I can't help thinking that Dark!Fay, as described, would just make Fay!Fay swoon with giggly delight and say "Bless." at twice her usual rate.

ION, what sucks? Heartburn. All frigging day long. Apparently in pregnant women it can be triggered by caffeine, chocolate, or garlic, all three of which I had today (the garlic at least was inadvertent -- it was supposed to be a potato-cheddar cheese roll, but someone lied). I have got to stop living so close to the edge and taunting the abyss.

F, C, M for today: Caffeine, chocolate, garlic.


Sparky1 - May 24, 2006 6:41:11 pm PDT #5897 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

Jilli, my DH loves to beep noses. Jeff never met his father, but after his father passed away we met many people who knew him and lo!, father was a serial beeper. It's genetic.


billytea - May 24, 2006 6:41:15 pm PDT #5898 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hey! Stop that! I have done nothing to deserve beeping.

Good point.

t ponk


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 24, 2006 6:44:37 pm PDT #5899 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I can't help thinking that Dark!Fay, as described, would just make Fay!Fay swoon with giggly delight and say "Bless." at twice her usual rate.

Yeah, maybe. Still a 'Bless & Curse' -off would have been interesting.


Lee - May 24, 2006 6:45:03 pm PDT #5900 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

but beep ing is fun!


billytea - May 24, 2006 6:47:42 pm PDT #5901 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, maybe. Still a 'Bless & Curse' -off would have been interesting.

We shall call it 'Blurse'.


Ailleann - May 24, 2006 6:48:34 pm PDT #5902 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

F caffeine, F garlic, M chocolate


Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 7:06:44 pm PDT #5903 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Tough one.

F chocolate C garlic M caffeine

A girl has to have her priorities straight.


SailAweigh - May 24, 2006 7:11:19 pm PDT #5904 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

The bad part about sleeping until noon? I don't wanna go to bed, now. Darn.


Steph L. - May 24, 2006 7:29:40 pm PDT #5905 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Damn you, wee EVIL Perkins! I could swear I logged out of all the browsers on your laptop!!!

(If I'm still logged in to Gmail on your laptop, can you just zip on over there, pretend to be me, and take care of the really annoying committee kerfluffle that's happening in my in-box? Because I *so* don't want to deal.)

And Teppy, dear, thank you so much for the kind words re. my photo. The body image demons staged an assault today, so your compliment was very, very well timed.

I wish I could describe what about the picture is so compelling. You're utterly lovely, of course, but that's not limited to just the one picture. You just have this expression that's a combination of calm and confident with a good dash of mystery. Really, if I didn't already know you, that picture would make me want to know you.

Dark!Fay

I'm not trying to be all Boy-likes-carrots, but I gave him some chocolate that I bought him in SF at that swank chocolatier -- the box indicated which piece was which flavor, and one was labelled "dark fruits."

We pondered for a long time what "dark fruits" must be. I opted for fruit that's turned to a life of crime, like a banana with an Uzi, and the Boy said it was fruit that led a louche underground life of debauchery and weird sex.

Turns out it was a sort of dark raspberry creme filling.

Bed, bed, gotta go to bed.

[NOTE: this message was posted by the REAL Teppy. Accept no substitutes!]