You walk in worlds the others can't begin to imagine.

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - May 24, 2006 8:39:21 am PDT #5793 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Every so often, I am in a surly mood and decide that I must eat something cute. Usually it ends up being a bunny or a duckie....

Yes but, like Oh Daisu, do you occasionally need to eat something still alive?


Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 8:44:57 am PDT #5794 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Why oh why do they not have coffee here??????? I'm in dire need over here, people!


vw bug - May 24, 2006 8:49:13 am PDT #5795 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I'm doing that thing again where I'm hungry.

Only, I can tell that once I take two bites I'm gonna feel sick to my stomach again, so it's pointless.

Stomach, stop being so finicky.


Ailleann - May 24, 2006 8:49:52 am PDT #5796 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

sends coffee~ma to GC

I think it should be a requirement. People are likely to do crazy things when deprived of coffee, like letting the criminals go!


Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 9:01:53 am PDT #5797 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Okay, I know it's only jury duty, but there's someone here in hair curlers. WTF?


Topic!Cindy - May 24, 2006 9:09:08 am PDT #5798 of 10002
What is even happening?

Okay, I know it's only jury duty, but there's someone here in hair curlers. WTF?
Maybe she's trying to get eliminated by looking batshit insane?

...

Apropos of nothing, if I randomly smite a bunch of people, it's okay if I stash the bodies in this thread, right?


Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 9:10:27 am PDT #5799 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I'm okay with that. Dibs on their unfinished coffee!!


Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 9:11:52 am PDT #5800 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

For the love of God, where is everyone?? I need entertainment!

Yesterday I did a major cleaning of the bedroom. I could have made 10 cats out of the fur that was removed. Ew.


beth b - May 24, 2006 9:12:28 am PDT #5801 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

It is my dentist's fault that i am eating ding dongs. she used a toothpaste that tasted like chocolate frosting- so I needed something that vaguely resembled chocolate cake


vw bug - May 24, 2006 9:13:57 am PDT #5802 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I could have made 10 cats out of the fur that was removed.

Somewhat related, I'm about to head off to an allergist appointment where, according to my PCP, I'm about to get a nice talk about pet dander and my need to not have pets.

That's gonna go over well. At least I was warned. How do you nicely say, "I'm sorry, doctor, but no fucking way!"?