Oz ,'First Date'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Okay, I know it's only jury duty, but there's someone here in hair curlers. WTF?Maybe she's trying to get eliminated by looking batshit insane?
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Apropos of nothing, if I randomly smite a bunch of people, it's okay if I stash the bodies in this thread, right?
I'm okay with that. Dibs on their unfinished coffee!!
For the love of God, where is everyone?? I need entertainment!
Yesterday I did a major cleaning of the bedroom. I could have made 10 cats out of the fur that was removed. Ew.
It is my dentist's fault that i am eating ding dongs. she used a toothpaste that tasted like chocolate frosting- so I needed something that vaguely resembled chocolate cake
I could have made 10 cats out of the fur that was removed.
Somewhat related, I'm about to head off to an allergist appointment where, according to my PCP, I'm about to get a nice talk about pet dander and my need to not have pets.
That's gonna go over well. At least I was warned. How do you nicely say, "I'm sorry, doctor, but no fucking way!"?
Yeah, if I developed a pet allergy, I'd just live with it. I needs my fuzzy peeps.
I'm okay with that. Dibs on their unfinished coffee!!
We will get you fresh coffee. Honestly, it's ridiculous they don't provide prospective jurors with coffee. Apparently we've given up even the pretense of being a civilized nation.
By the way, I didn't post at the time Gloomcookie, but I saw the latest link to your niece's gorgeous pictures. What a beautiful girl. I can't believe she's getting so big, though.
It is my dentist's fault that i am eating ding dongs. she used a toothpaste that tasted like chocolate frosting- so I needed something that vaguely resembled chocolate cakeEw. Yeah. I want my toothpaste to be minty or something toothpastey tasting. I would need real chocolate (or at least as real as Ding Dong chocolate) after that, too.
I've always had pet allergies, and yeah, I've just dealt with it. I have a hard time believing that my recent asthma trouble is solely due to living with pets. I just...I can't believe that. God wouldn't hate me that much, would he?
vw, when you get your own place, will Toto be your only pet? Emily's taking Bastet, right? Maybe it won't be so bad, then.
Yeah, exactly. And that's what I'll tell him today.