I certainly wouldn't want my life depending on a jury with no coffee.
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
Willow ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ginger - May 24, 2006 8:04:35 am PDT #5780 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Glamcookie - May 24, 2006 8:05:50 am PDT #5781 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
You're not kidding.
I am using my cute new backpack [link] (I got the mocha/light blue combo). It was a b-day gift from my GF and I loves it.
Deena - May 24, 2006 8:09:49 am PDT #5782 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
oof for the no-coffee having people.
I have had coffee and most some of a diet coke. Aidan has gone to school and come back a pissant with a sunburn. I have to call the school and ask them to be sure he sits not-near a window on the bus from now on. Kara is being cute, and is currently outfitted in blue pants, pink shirt, white strappy sandals (wrong feet), red dangly earrings, a fuzzy teal purse, a white straw hat and her rescriptive (sun) Dora glasses. She believes she is HUGELY adorable; even more huge than the big blue chair adorable. If Pete wore Dora glasses, I'd be concerned that I'd switched someone somewhere.
I have been cutting the front lawn with scissors. Our lawnmower is dead and cannot be fixed before this weekend, but the grass is quite high and the city seems to be concerned with our slovenliness. Good thing they haven't seen the inside of the house. Other than the bandaids on my fingers, this cutting thing is actually quite fun. Kara has been helping with her safety scissors and the two pair of scissors have been carrying on conversations.
Lesson for the day: Tiny ants bite.
Jessica - May 24, 2006 8:18:40 am PDT #5783 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I've had coffee, but it wasn't quite enough. I've got a BLT now, though -- hopefully the bacon will succeed where the coffee could not.
Gronnnnnnnnnnk.
brenda m - May 24, 2006 8:19:08 am PDT #5784 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think you should get a goat.
Deena - May 24, 2006 8:21:43 am PDT #5785 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
I've had a goat. It ate my trees.
amych - May 24, 2006 8:22:42 am PDT #5786 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
But they're yummy in curry!
Deena - May 24, 2006 8:27:11 am PDT #5787 of 10002
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Trees?
Oh, goat. I've heard that. I may try it someday. After lamb. I'm funny about "cute" animals, though I have eaten rabbit and/or squirrel, I don't quite recall which...small wild rodent in stew with dumplings, anyway.
vw bug - May 24, 2006 8:30:52 am PDT #5788 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Poor Deena! Poor Gloomcookie!
I am back home and have put the living room back together. I'm askeered to start on the rest of the place. Also, exhausted.
Bastet seems to have taken the whole thing in stride, and is now back on her throne, sleeping. I think she found going to J's house an adventure. Oh, and there were flowers there that she could eat. She loved that! Hopefully she won't start puking them up till Emily gets home. (Yes, I'm evil.)
tommyrot - May 24, 2006 8:32:09 am PDT #5789 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm funny about "cute" animals, though
Every so often, I am in a surly mood and decide that I must eat something cute. Usually it ends up being a bunny or a duckie....